EarthWanderer012
Tourist
I conquered a small island of indigenous dwarves.
Well a vibrator on the cock is soooo pleasurable XDHaha, the reverse of this reminds me of a video I saw recently where a girl was complaining about her boyfriend using her stuff far too much to get off! lol
When you are 13 and horny those are not thoughts that cross your mind! However sperm does not do well in oxygen or when it’s all dried out so very low risk regardlessIf she is ovulating and very wet and fresh sperm against her pussy, she could get pregnant !!
I've been told I lack impulse control and a sense of moderationAlmost every bad choice in my life..
I might have to try that.I have hollowed out a cucumber and fucked it lol
I've cranked down pretty much everywhere I have gone more than a couple times. Golf course, grocery store, movie theater, concerts etc.I jerked off on a coach bus, it was a few thousands km trip, so more than 24hr and I didn't know what else too do already, so when it was night time and they turned off the lights, most people were sleeping and I got the chance to do it, while being comfy on my chair. It was a premium one with individual chairs on one side and curtains for some privacy, but I still have people around me.
I know I just could've done it on the bathroom, but that wouldn't have been sexy, and it's already difficult to pee with all the bumps on the road
You swallow the whole shaft?I figured out I could suck my own dick after being stuck in my house with covid. Jerking off wasn't cutting it so I evolved. But now im blowing myself in Public places and the risk reward factor is fuckin great. What a rush
Not quite. I can get about half way. So that's over 4 inches. The other 4.5 inches are hard fought. But I'm gonna get them fuckersYou swallow the whole shaft?
You swallow the whole shaft?
That's something I've wanted to try as wellDone that several times, now want to have a dog get off in my throat
Your a fuckin legendI put my mom’s dildo in my ass. I nutted in my step sisters face wash. I nutted in my step sister’s frozen yogurt. Just a few things.
Is there a club for our kind?I have ...used far too many household objects as boyfriends ?
Thats so hot!!?I have had sex with a random guy in the back of my car in a parking lot at 6:30am because I woke up horny and he just happened to DM at the same time. I wore a skirt and no panties. He came inside me and I went to work and I held his cum in me as long as I could.
We should be friendsI put my mom’s dildo in my ass. I nutted in my step sisters face wash. I nutted in my step sister’s frozen yogurt. Just a few things.
BumpI have locked my office door and taken matters in my own hands during business hours.
I have masturbated so many times at work I lost count. I’ve also won’t female panties and a plug to work.Bump
You are amazing do you live in the USAI’m actually a little disappointed at the level of weird stuff people have done lol. I expected more. I’ve always been horny and into “weird” stuff. I guess it started(got serious) when I was 12-14 or so. I experimented with inserting things into myself, started with crayons ?️ lol. I’d put it only about half way in, then add another, and another. Until I had a huge bundle of them half in half out of my ass. And I would always try to add more. This is probably what started my fascination with stretching/being stretched. Then it was eggs, bananas, hotdogs, enemas have always been a favorite of mine. My grandparents had a shower wand that I would use to clean out my insides, eventually I worked up to fitting the whole head of the wand inside me. I would spend all night playing in the shower while they were sleeping. Then I started sneaking out of my parents house(while they were asleep) and walking ~1.5 miles up the road to my neighbors farm, I’d let his coon dog out of the kennel and we would go in the barn where he would knot me. Around this time we took in a border collie pup, once he was old enough he started knotting me as well. I would go out at night to “play” with him. Then now, when I have the house to myself I search the house. Looking for something big that tappers till it’s too big to fit inside me, and I try to force it in. Still super into the idea and feeling of stretching and being stretched. I’ve fisted myself. But I’m starting to not be flexible enough for that ?. And I have a male dog now that I play with sometimes. But I have to limit it, so he doesn’t act horny around everyone else.. I also stretch my depth out, by sliding long toys inside and trying to leave them there.
All of this and I’m a straight male ?
Just one pair ?Stole a pair of socks, pretty self explanatory
Who socksStole a pair of socks, pretty self explanatory
Where was this and what movie was it ?Rubbed one out while standing to a whole movie