I Have...something you did because you were Horny

[doorslammer1971]

So were you just playing with it or did you invent a new way to clean the house, where you had a feather duster in each hand and were operating the vacuum with your...

i was going to use it and got a tingling feeling. so i thought fuck it, literally after everyone left, it was awesome

 

[bigboynick]

The fart gun I was gifted in 2011 on Christmas had quite a round end on the part you’d pull out to load the gun. That was in my closet up until like 3 years ago cause how do you get rid of that. Anyways it moved with me 3 times

 

[sjaaktabak]

besides sticking the most random stuff up my ass, it has to be by far dating the girl everyone warned me about to stay away from because she is crazy . the sex was fun but man the fallout

 

[K9k77]

This.

 

[azoogirl]

Which park .might that be lol

Oxford rd near Manchester university, it wasn't you was it by any chance? Lol

 

[Ashtara]

Oxford rd near Manchester university, it wasn't you was it by any chance? Lol

Unfortunately not, with those jugs I wish it was lol

 

[MDF-MS]

I have had sex, because I was horny enough to want to have sex.

 

[JH2024]

I have masturbated while my friends were asleep in the same room.

 

[knotobama]

Pissed in my own mouth

 

[knotobama]

How did you like it ?

LOVED IT lol

 

[KnotMeHarder69]

I went from having never had anything up my butt to sitting on an 8" long and 1.5" thick dildo. Rode it u til I came hands free.

This also happened to be how I discovered I liked anal

 

[Bossmandad]

I've used the vacuum cleaner lover before when a teenager

 

[knotadeer14]

I sometimes think about training my ass for something like that. I've never stuck anything in my ass before. I'd like to try at some point.

Try a finger one of these days. It's a great way to both start small and figure out if it's something that you like.

 

[doubled83]

I've used a warm jar of chicken liver to replicate a vagina when I was a teen, then gave it to my worst enemy who cooked them and ate them..

Hahahahaha. Fuck yes

 

[Closetk9]

Hahahahaha. Fuck yes

Clearly I'm not the first person to do this...

 

[k9-forever-lover]

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I have one just like that, but I'm afraid the cap will come off inside and that wouldn't be fun.

 

[Catepool]

I sent a zoo image on discord and got my main account banned

 

[drebben]

Used a straw and snorted my line of cum

 

[drebben]

I sent a zoo image on discord and got my main account banned

Don't let them get you down ;-)

 

[nasleo111]

I have stuck my cock in a Vacuum cleaner

I can too Mrs loves it . Do you cum too ?

 

[KnotMeHarder69]

I sometimes think about training my ass for something like that. I've never stuck anything in my ass before. I'd like to try at some point.

I know I enjoy riding they dildo. Hits my prostate just right

 

[Cindy1024]

I have ...used far too many household objects as boyfriends ?

You are not the only one there

 

[doubled83]

Used a straw and snorted my line of cum

Did you dry it out or snort the freshly squeezed pecker snot?

 

[horsethirsty]

Was horny driving and hit a doe on a back road so decided to give it a shot and slid on in

 

[uppvidinge]

As a youngling, I sexed with my friends grandma at a sleep over she was watching over, our parents were working night shift.

 

[humananimal]

As a youngling, I sexed with my friends grandma at a sleep over she was watching over, our parents were working night shift.

I am sure that not only I would like to hear more about you and your friends grandma.
Let us hear about this adventure. I guess you two had an eye on each other before ?

 

[Miss Bambi]

when i was younger, i humped a lot of things to get off... i was also getting all my necessary fruits and veggies but that was only to cover up the fact i was fucking them first LOL

 

[Zookeff]

I have seen video of a woman "misusing" the gear shift of a Camaro in similar fashion. And I personally witnessed a young woman abusing the shifter in a pickup truck as her boyfriend drove along a 80 mph or so. BIG smile on her face as she faced the back of the truck with the shifter buried in her pussy pressed against her G-spot.

The things you'd see while driving a tractor-trailer. I do kinda miss those days.

I have a pornhub playlist for this

 

[Chewy1]

A lot of things

 

[humananimal]

my desires are females.
But one day I was so horny that I let a nice boar mount me and fuck my ass. Felt so good.