I Have...something you did because you were Horny

[zetababe]

Poked my cock in fresh cow shit

 

[youlookgouda]

Went on the upstairs deck last night, stroked a few times and peed off it.

 

[Ashtara]

I have given a complete stranger a hand job whilst on my dinner break Sat on a park bench.

Which park .might that be lol

 

[doorslammer1971]

Must have been hard work ?

you bet i have. handles and plastic screwdrivers. lots of smooth stuff in my tool box

 

[PawsThatRefreshes]

I tried self blowing myself all i could manage was the tip.

Did the same in younger, more flexible times. Could get around 2 inches, sometimes 3..but paid for it with stiff neck

 

[PawsThatRefreshes]

so many options... Fucked my arse with my wifes vibrator while watching trans or animal porn. Shoved ice cubes in my arse. Used a vacuum cleaner for a penis pump. Walk around the house doing the housework while my wife is at work and out the backyard naked. Many years ago I would let my dogs lick me while I masturbated...and the list goes on

I've done the ice cubes as well.

You got that slight pain from the edges of the hard cube then your ass tried to contract around the cube once in (because very very cold). Finally, you would be pushing out all the water from the melted cubes and it would feel a bit like what I'd imagine getting rid of cum might be.

 

[kyle_62]

Taken my mother’s dildo, slide it in my ass as I masturbated.

 

[PawsThatRefreshes]

, let my boy lick me under my office desk at work,

I'm guessing this is NOT a "home office" we're talking about?

 

[PawsThatRefreshes]

Fucked a cougar in the back of a Greyhound bus, several times. LOL

Surprised the cougar didn't claw any of the other passengers.

I'll show myself out ?

 

[PawsThatRefreshes]

When I was young I was so horny I stuck a hotdog in my pussy lol

Done this but in the other hole.

Stung a bit from the meat seasoning

 

[dogandponyshow38]

I have masturbated so many times at work I lost count. I’ve also won’t female panties and a plug to work.

I've done these things as well. Wore panties and stockings under my jeans at work a few times

 

[PawsThatRefreshes]

Something I did because I was horny:
Lifted the back of my skirt and wiggled my naked ass at a woman to taunt her for thinking I was after her husband, and every other husband in town, which I certainly am not.

The wives, however, might not be as safe.

 

[PawsThatRefreshes]

I'm surprised they allow animals on the bus, or was it a therapy cougar? Still, that would be unusual.

Damn, you beat me to it..

 

[PawsThatRefreshes]

I have.... fucked my gf in the same room I did a thesys presentation, minutes after the fucking. I got a degree on graphic design after that

Extremely "graphic" design

 

[PawsThatRefreshes]

That, interesting. I had mine on eggs and in my coffee. Cooked easy over then added some "sauce"

Same but mine was in a yogurt cup.
Yes, I had "man yogurt" in my yogurt.

 

[PawsThatRefreshes]

"This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy"

Alyson Hanigan
{{{{{{{{{Mmmmmmmmmmmm}}}}}}}}

 

[doubled83]

Did the same in younger, more flexible times. Could get around 2 inches, sometimes 3..but paid for it with stiff neck

I can get about 2 inches or so now. Last summer was significantly more. Getting older can be quite poopy

 

[TedUnab]

Shoved various long objects in my ass

 

[humananimal]

Edit:
I have several times been so horny that I fucked a cow or a sow despite she was quite dirty, and once I got lice from a lovely big sow. Made me feel very beastly.

 

[knotobama]

Gave myself a golden shower

 

[Knutshack]

I have given a complete stranger a hand job whilst on my dinner break Sat on a park bench.

What a dream to find someone to let that happen

 

[NorCalBeastBoy87]

Gave myself a golden shower

How did you like it ?

 

[contentwarning999]

I have put 17 pens in my cunt at once

 

[gargoyle]

I have put 17 pens in my cunt at once

Impressive!

 

[contentwarning999]

Impressive!

Thank you!!!!

 

[knotobama]

How did you like it ?

I loved every drop of it. I've done it a few times since then, but I have to be reeeeeeally horny

 

[KnottyTrans]

I have given a complete stranger a hand job whilst on my dinner break Sat on a park bench.

Goals tbh

 

[NorCalBeastBoy87]

I loved every drop of it. I've done it a few times since then, but I have to be reeeeeeally horny

Would you ever let someone else give you a golden shower ?

 

[knotobama]

Would you ever let someone else give you a golden shower ?

I actually have a few times now and it's always delicious. I'm straight unfortunately, so the privilege of showering me belongs to the ladies lol.

 

[Caly]

Ufff... Mostly the feral monster movies turn me on. Frus frus...