I Have...something you did because you were Horny

[kyle_62]

Taken my mother’s dildo, slide it in my ass as I masturbated.

 

[PawsThatRefreshes]

, let my boy lick me under my office desk at work,

I'm guessing this is NOT a "home office" we're talking about?

 

[PawsThatRefreshes]

Fucked a cougar in the back of a Greyhound bus, several times. LOL

Surprised the cougar didn't claw any of the other passengers.

I'll show myself out ?

 

[PawsThatRefreshes]

When I was young I was so horny I stuck a hotdog in my pussy lol

Done this but in the other hole.

Stung a bit from the meat seasoning

 

[dogandponyshow38]

I have masturbated so many times at work I lost count. I’ve also won’t female panties and a plug to work.

I've done these things as well. Wore panties and stockings under my jeans at work a few times

 

[PawsThatRefreshes]

Something I did because I was horny:
Lifted the back of my skirt and wiggled my naked ass at a woman to taunt her for thinking I was after her husband, and every other husband in town, which I certainly am not.

The wives, however, might not be as safe.

 

[PawsThatRefreshes]

I'm surprised they allow animals on the bus, or was it a therapy cougar? Still, that would be unusual.

Damn, you beat me to it..

 

[PawsThatRefreshes]

I have.... fucked my gf in the same room I did a thesys presentation, minutes after the fucking. I got a degree on graphic design after that

Extremely "graphic" design

 

[PawsThatRefreshes]

That, interesting. I had mine on eggs and in my coffee. Cooked easy over then added some "sauce"

Same but mine was in a yogurt cup.
Yes, I had "man yogurt" in my yogurt.

 

[PawsThatRefreshes]

"This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy"

Alyson Hanigan
{{{{{{{{{Mmmmmmmmmmmm}}}}}}}}

 

[doubled83]

Did the same in younger, more flexible times. Could get around 2 inches, sometimes 3..but paid for it with stiff neck

I can get about 2 inches or so now. Last summer was significantly more. Getting older can be quite poopy

 

[TedUnab]

Shoved various long objects in my ass

 

[humananimal]

Edit:
I have several times been so horny that I fucked a cow or a sow despite she was quite dirty, and once I got lice from a lovely big sow. Made me feel very beastly.

 

[knotobama]

Gave myself a golden shower

 

[Knutshack]

I have given a complete stranger a hand job whilst on my dinner break Sat on a park bench.

What a dream to find someone to let that happen

 

[contentwarning999]

I have put 17 pens in my cunt at once

 

[gargoyle]

I have put 17 pens in my cunt at once

Impressive!

 

[contentwarning999]

Impressive!

Thank you!!!!

 

[knotobama]

How did you like it ?

I loved every drop of it. I've done it a few times since then, but I have to be reeeeeeally horny

 

[KnottyTrans]

I have given a complete stranger a hand job whilst on my dinner break Sat on a park bench.

Goals tbh

 

[knotobama]

Would you ever let someone else give you a golden shower ?

I actually have a few times now and it's always delicious. I'm straight unfortunately, so the privilege of showering me belongs to the ladies lol.

 

[Caly]

Ufff... Mostly the feral monster movies turn me on. Frus frus...

 

[doorslammer1971]

 

[K9Duke697]

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So were you just playing with it or did you invent a new way to clean the house, where you had a feather duster in each hand and were operating the vacuum with your...

 

[Dogman1958]

I've been pissed on and I thoroughly enjoyed it

One never knows until one tries it !!! Love it as well

 

[Steve1982nl]

I didn't think I would've liked it that much haha I've also done a bit of controlling when someone is allowed to pee or not on both sides and it's fun :3

Pee on both sides???

 

[Steve1982nl]

I kinda described it weird I mean I've been on both sides of it (dom/sub) in terms of controlling when someone's allowed to pee

That makes more sense. I don't know what's possible with surgery these days

 

[degeneracyisdelightful@pr]

I have... cum inside a complete stranger while she was ovulating, not knowing one another's names.

 

[doorslammer1971]

So were you just playing with it or did you invent a new way to clean the house, where you had a feather duster in each hand and were operating the vacuum with your...

i was going to use it and got a tingling feeling. so i thought fuck it, literally after everyone left, it was awesome

 

[bigboynick]

The fart gun I was gifted in 2011 on Christmas had quite a round end on the part you’d pull out to load the gun. That was in my closet up until like 3 years ago cause how do you get rid of that. Anyways it moved with me 3 times