How to tell if a girl is into zoo?
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FordLannock
Citizen of Zooville
I know someone with a couple paw tattoos in her collection I met recently. I can't help but wonder. But she doesn't have a dog. I found her attractive and funny to begin with, then saw the tattoos later when her jacket was off and the thoughts exploded in my head. One day I'll be asking what some of her tats mean and see if I can get a better feeling.
FordLannock
Citizen of Zooville
That's kinda how my ex got curious for a bit, she found some I showed her in my porn files on the computer. She had to look when I told her I had them and then commented after that she wasn't grossed out as she had expected. Later we started watching dog and horse porn together and once commented that she was curious to try, but then later always denied it (she was drunk a lot).
kinkybbc
Tourist
That's how I usually bring it up. lol
jackdevil
Lurker
Yes i hope so. I hope that my ass will like it too
Our wish is that we could blow dog dick together...
FordLannock
Citizen of Zooville
No. She denied saying it after and later when someone made the news being arrested, even shied away from wanting to watch anymore, afraid of getting in trouble for that. She also ended up pulling away from me, not because of this, but just in general and pulled closer to others. Thus the divorce. Did meet a younger girl a few years ago wanting to try and I became interested in. Helped her find someone with a pup, then never heard from her again. Two fantasies crushed, this one, and someone I was starting to like. Everyone else now seems out of state or country that I start talking to. Internet is great to meet like minded...sucks because they are all over the world versus nearby! lol
You have to develop some sought of a relationship with her first. You can't expect to just walk up to some woman you think looks like she'd be into k9. No you have to date them, then introduce them to the idea. Most of the time they'll look at you like you have two heads. But some of them get over that pretty quick. Others you will never hear from again. But the ones who are at least curious about it, are the ones you want. But you have to put some effort into it yourself too.
Soo, are we all just gonna gloss over the tidbit there of her son catching her in flagrante delicto with the family pet? haha
Story time? ?
dddav47
Tourist
Here's an interesting observation from the OTHER side of this COIN (question)!!
This is from one of my saved go-to articles from the BF site about a (woman's) "Beginner's Guide to Dog Sex"!
It was in the Q&A comments that followed!!
Q. Unfortunately for me my husband would feel threatened if I asked
for his help (maybe later I can convince him) and I have no girl friend interested (or said not
and it is not something you can ask anyone) so I would have to do it alone. I am a housewife so time alone during the day is not a problem. Anything else you can add for doing it alone?
A. As far as your hubby, he may not be as threatened as you think. A lot of men have the secret desire to see their wife have intercourse with other men, or dogs, etc.
One suggestion is this:
when hubby comes home one day and during pillow talk, tell him that the
dog was sniffing around that day, and put his nose in your crotch. That the dog was
persistent about it, and then tried to mount your leg while you were sitting down. You can judge by his reaction how to proceed.
If he says that you should have taken off your panties for the dog, you'll know you're
home free. If he says yuck! you can react that way. It's a way to judge his feelings without
committing yourself.
This is from one of my saved go-to articles from the BF site about a (woman's) "Beginner's Guide to Dog Sex"!
It was in the Q&A comments that followed!!
Q. Unfortunately for me my husband would feel threatened if I asked
for his help (maybe later I can convince him) and I have no girl friend interested (or said not
and it is not something you can ask anyone) so I would have to do it alone. I am a housewife so time alone during the day is not a problem. Anything else you can add for doing it alone?
A. As far as your hubby, he may not be as threatened as you think. A lot of men have the secret desire to see their wife have intercourse with other men, or dogs, etc.
One suggestion is this:
when hubby comes home one day and during pillow talk, tell him that the
dog was sniffing around that day, and put his nose in your crotch. That the dog was
persistent about it, and then tried to mount your leg while you were sitting down. You can judge by his reaction how to proceed.
If he says that you should have taken off your panties for the dog, you'll know you're
home free. If he says yuck! you can react that way. It's a way to judge his feelings without
committing yourself.
JDoe Fallout
Lurker
Didn't realize how this simple of a question would give this much insight when I started this thread, but honestly, it's given quite a bit of good advice.
I'm not sure if my wife is into it a bit, I think she doesn't want to admit it, if anything. She bought me a cock sleeve from Fetish Zone that's shaped like a dog cock. It's even got a hole at the end so you can cum freely inside, the knot, everything! She loves being knotted with it, drives her crazy. She kept saying that she wouldn't fuck a real dog though, but I'm starting to wonder after our sessions with the sleeve.
I'm not sure if my wife is into it a bit, I think she doesn't want to admit it, if anything. She bought me a cock sleeve from Fetish Zone that's shaped like a dog cock. It's even got a hole at the end so you can cum freely inside, the knot, everything! She loves being knotted with it, drives her crazy. She kept saying that she wouldn't fuck a real dog though, but I'm starting to wonder after our sessions with the sleeve.
You have to show a girl zoo porn first. And see her reaction.
After she's seen a few videos, she'll become curious on her own.
Then you'll ask if she would ever want to do something like that. Maybe she'll say yes, maybe she'll say no.
My girlfriend said she was open to the idea and then we went with it.
After she's seen a few videos, she'll become curious on her own.
Then you'll ask if she would ever want to do something like that. Maybe she'll say yes, maybe she'll say no.
My girlfriend said she was open to the idea and then we went with it.
SigmaTheZeta
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Never sleep with a woman that is always surprised that men are perverts. They are idiots.
Tell a woman bluntly, "I will not lie: almost all my porn is dog-on-girl."
There are some women that actually have intelligence. They get it: you masturbate.
Don't beat around the bush like some fucking asshole.
Tell a woman bluntly, "I will not lie: almost all my porn is dog-on-girl."
There are some women that actually have intelligence. They get it: you masturbate.
Don't beat around the bush like some fucking asshole.
toomuchtalk
Tourist
A sleeve to go around your cock? I didnt know they made that. I ordered a dog dildo from amazon and its pretty big - never thought I would say "Alexa, order a dog dildo for me please." LOL
toomuchtalk
Tourist
no "how long"
toomuchtalk
Tourist
hahahahahal trouble was there are so many different kinds along with horse. now that one was not in my league lol
dreamyknotfag
Tourist
I usually out myself, actually. I have two methods that I’ve done it - the first, I’ll bring up kinks. I’ll start with some basics, which usually makes them ask if there’s more. I tease a bit more and ask if they wanna see a full list. If they do, I send them a link to my f-list, which has more acceptable blend of kinks. If they respond well, I’ll say “well, I do have another list with some more taboo listings...” and send that if they want to see it. the other way is to drop a “i’m feeling kinda knotty ” and if they don’t know what I mean, I’ll say it’s a rope bondage thing
” and if they don’t know what I mean, I’ll say it’s a rope bondage thingI usually out myself, actually. I have two methods that I’ve done it - the first, I’ll bring up kinks. I’ll start with some basics, which usually makes them ask if there’s more. I tease a bit more and ask if they wanna see a full list. If they do, I send them a link to my f-list, which has more acceptable blend of kinks. If they respond well, I’ll say “well, I do have another list with some more taboo listings...” and send that if they want to see it. the other way is to drop a “i’m feeling kinda knotty
"....its a rope bondage thing"
FordLannock
Citizen of Zooville
Wonder if it's the same one I bought there. lol
FordLannock
Citizen of Zooville
Waiting for someone to send me her list. And when I see the word "knot" I've questioned the meaning. On another fetish site that frowns on this, there are a few innuendo interests and groups. When I saw "knots," can't help wonder how many in that group are for which thought.I usually out myself, actually. I have two methods that I’ve done it - the first, I’ll bring up kinks. I’ll start with some basics, which usually makes them ask if there’s more. I tease a bit more and ask if they wanna see a full list. If they do, I send them a link to my f-list, which has more acceptable blend of kinks. If they respond well, I’ll say “well, I do have another list with some more taboo listings...” and send that if they want to see it. the other way is to drop a “i’m feeling kinda knotty
toomuchtalk
Tourist
I usually out myself, actually. I have two methods that I’ve done it - the first, I’ll bring up kinks. I’ll start with some basics, which usually makes them ask if there’s more. I tease a bit more and ask if they wanna see a full list. If they do, I send them a link to my f-list, which has more acceptable blend of kinks. If they respond well, I’ll say “well, I do have another list with some more taboo listings...” and send that if they want to see it. the other way is to drop a “i’m feeling kinda knotty
you can take over the world ?
You sure she's not just playing dumb? In my experience plenty of people beat around the bush...
And as much as I love the straightforwardness, don't you think telling a woman straight up that you like dog porn won't scare her away or creep her out if she's not a zoo?
Maybe I'm an idiot myself, but I've never met any female idiots before (outside of uncontrollable drug addicts...)
SigmaTheZeta
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Maybe it's not the first thing you say on your first date, but I think that one thing that scares off some people, not just women but either sex, is having a repressed, bashful outlook on talking about sex. Many of us are trying to get away from Puritanism and frankly can't stand it. We are tired of having to try to make awkward attempts to talk about it in euphemisms. We are tired of having to lead our way cautiously up to the topic as if it were a poisonous viper. What's wrong with, "I fuck, you fuck, and we agree on liking fuck, right? Great! I just wanted to clear that up"?
I think that there are still some women out there that do have a repressed outlook on sexuality, and okay, fine, they can stay that way. The world can move on without them. They can stay the way that they are. The rest of the world likewise really does not have to follow suit. The rest of the world can choose being emancipated.
Insofar as scaring people off, there are plenty of fish in the sea. You keep on getting to know people, meeting people, making friends with them, and in general being a nice guy. The sooner you learn to enjoy being a bachelor and having a chance to make a lot of friends and meet a lot of people, the greater your pool for mate selection is ultimately going to be. As long as you are a bachelor, you have a golden opportunity to be more adventurous, to meet people you never thought you would meet, and actually have a really good time. When you are married, it is harder to plan things that are genuinely fun. Don't get me wrong: marriage is great, but it is great in a peaceful and stabilizing kind of way. You just keep meeting people, and it is really not hard to find a member of the female sex who will at least want to continue smoking marijuana with you if she knows you are a zoo. Mingle, man. There is nothing but people, out there.