I have conducted a completely, throughly, perfectly scientific study and can now provide an answer. (Tongue in cheek).
My wife is zoo. So far, 100% of the women I am married to are into zoo.
She is a very sociable, friendly, popular woman with many, many friends. And we are members of several "lifestyle" communities (open to all sexual interests and those with no sexual interests but love to socialize in the nude: i.e., nudists).
I shall now move the sampling to *all* women we interact with currently whom we've actually posed, or began to pose, the question to.
She has three close, single mom friends that play with us. One found out about her zoo activity and got so excited she nearly burst. They would meet at lunch at our house, search for bestial dog porn together to the point they both had to "relieve" themselves. Eventually she couldn't stand it and wanted to try it for herself one day at lunch with our little dog at that time. So no change, two for two, we're still at 100% of all women are zoo (or at least that day they were).
As for the other two close single mom friends, they are best friends of each other's, also enjoy sexual relationships with us, often all together. One day we broached the topic while discussing our favorite types of porn. Actually, one headed us off: "Anything but bestiality! OMG, that's sick! Change the topic." And the other agreed vigorously with her: "Don't go there. People who have sex with animals should be lined up and shot." Although strong negative "reactions" and denial prove nothing, we can't count them as zoo and believe they do not and have not practiced it.
Oh crap. That lowers the number now to 50%. Only 50% of all women are into zoo.
Wait wait! Good friends of ours, though we don't get together as much as we'd like, a swinger couple, from up on the rez. The wife is totally into zoo. "That shit turns me on like nothing else," she said. And although we never *saw* her with her dog back on the reservation, we take her at her word. That's 3 women out of 5, and we're able to say with confidence the percentage of zoo women is 60%.
Dammit. Another swing couple up the street? We thought the wife was into EVERYTHING (I mean, she evens sees *me* on the side. She what I mean? She'll do anything). She has a little dog she loves to death. But when we came even close to talking about zoophilia, she was already having a loud and violent reaction: "Gross! Gross! GROSS!" That ended that. Again, doesn't prove she *isn't*, but as before, we take the response at face value. Three of six women, back down to 50%.
We *think* some more of our women friends are into it, and maybe even some of our kids. Fairly sure. But, since we have not asked them directly, we'll work with what have.
Able to personally confirm 6 women's responses I know from close association, I think it's fair to say of the 3.75 billion women on the planet, 50% are into zoo.
How's that? Refreshing discovery, right?
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Results courtesy of Bluebeard Scientific Polling Services. Your one-stop resource for anything: "No-waiting guarantee -- If I don't know it off the top of my head, I'll happily make it up on the spot."
