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How do I find a beast girlfriend?

Tell me. Have you never lied?

And how have my lies affected you? lol
I believe in certain little lies, like when my ex’s would ask what I’m doing, and if it was something special for her, I’d never tell her, but it was always for the better, and it wouldn’t hurt anyone or their credibility really.
You’ve admitted to be willing to lie to hide your own stupid decisions, and now you’re stuck on my profile, and I don’t like it. I don’t associate with known liars. Simple as that.
 
youll live haha ik its sketchy talking here but relax we can trust eachother here i think
Agreed. I only said to lie to not expose yourself as a Zoo. Especially since in the US it's...ya know...mostly illegal.
1st things, they’re an obvious liar, and I don’t know them. It’s weird.
You don't have to know anyone to get a follow...kinda how social media works. I did it out of respect for our conversation. But hey, people respond differently based on their environment and psychology.
 
Hard to believe with an attitude like that that you have a gf. It likely stems from trust issues in the past. But I digress.

I'm a cautious man. And I told you that I lie to get out of situations. But what I didn't tell you was that I mix in the truth to make it believable and partly true. Mainly people who're honest learns to manipulate like that ;)
 
Agreed. I only said to lie to not expose yourself as a Zoo. Especially since in the US it's...ya know...mostly illegal.

You don't have to know anyone to get a follow...kinda how social media works. I did it out of respect for our conversation. But hey, people respond differently based on their environment and psychology.
So your a sheep?

I don’t do followers, and this isn’t social media
 
So your a sheep?

I don’t do followers, and this isn’t social media
dude chill
No no no, let him be. He's throwing a tantrum, people with no rebuttal typically do this. And considering he says he doesn't associate with liars, that means he's lonely since everyone has lied.

Also, it's you're* And a sheep follows blindly. Meanwhile, I have my reasons. And this is social media... I'm sorry but how ignorant and unintelligent are you? This is a medium where people socialize and interact. Intellectually...how old are you?
 
Hard to believe with an attitude like that that you have a gf. It likely stems from trust issues in the past. But I digress.

I'm a cautious man. And I told you that I lie to get out of situations. But what I didn't tell you was that I mix in the truth to make it believable and partly true. Mainly people who're honest learns to manipulate like that ;)
Well, congrats, as this is probably the second most fucked up thing I’ve dealt with today. You’re right about trust issues, as I’ve been lied to many times, and like you, they lied trying to save their own ass for lying. Not everyone tho, I’ve had a few great girls, we just weren’t right for each other. I still hang out with one of them time to time, as we’re both single, and trust each other, cause we never lied to each other over anything other than secret plans to spoil the other.

You saying just that makes me trust you even less, as it’s really fucked up how you say honest people learn to manipulate the situation, or whatever that’s supposed to mean. You sound like a politician, and no friend of mine. Remove your follow, as it’s not welcome.
 
No no no, let him be. He's throwing a tantrum, people with no rebuttal typically do this. And considering he says he doesn't associate with liars, that means he's lonely since everyone has lied.

Also, it's you're* And a sheep follows blindly. Meanwhile, I have my reasons. And this is social media... I'm sorry but how ignorant and unintelligent are you? This is a medium where people socialize and interact. Intellectually...how old are you?
Thanks tips!I’ll have you know I made it past 4th grade. I actually had it corrected, but I’m experiencing some huge lag, and it never corrected it. I’ve obviously offended you to pull the grammar nazi crap. Grow up. We don’t care. Done talking to you also. Fucking goof


Edit* congrats on following me. Cause you know me right? Sounds kinda blind to me…
 
So basically like the title says...

I really want a girlfriend who is into at least dogs. Either already doing things or wants to.

How do I find a girl like this without embarrassing myself?
I really think that the real thing is how to talk about it with someone, at least in my case just one person knows I'm into beatiality, specially dogs, maybe there are much more people with this kink but how to open yourself without being afraid of what they can say? it's really hard to open and then know someone who likes it.
I would suggest date usually, and when find someone you really like then try to see how kinky she is, buy her toys, and eventually buy her a dog dildo, if she's into it (because of texture, size, shape, etc.) then try luck, go step by step
 
Well, congrats, as this is probably the second most fucked up thing I’ve dealt with today. You’re right about trust issues, as I’ve been lied to many times, and like you, they lied trying to save their own ass for lying. Not everyone tho, I’ve had a few great girls, we just weren’t right for each other. I still hang out with one of them time to time, as we’re both single, and trust each other, cause we never lied to each other over anything other than secret plans to spoil the other.

You saying just that makes me trust you even less, as it’s really fucked up how you say honest people learn to manipulate the situation, or whatever that’s supposed to mean. You sound like a politician, and no friend of mine. Remove your follow, as it’s not welcome.
If you let a conversation like this ruin your day, ngl you should probably not be on socials at all. And I've likely met more conniving people that you, yet my trust in people hasn't faltered. Guess you can say I'm, OPTiMiS-tic *bad dum tss*

About the girl...I dunno...I think that that's a lie

Here's something funny, if you're confident in yourself (which you don't seem to be) you dont need anyone's trust but your own. I'm no politician but I am a businessman and in the entertainment industry both require me to stretch the truth. You likely watched some of the shows and commercials I helped produce.

Thanks tips!I’ll have you know I made it past 4th grade. I actually had it corrected, but I’m experiencing some huge lag, and it never corrected it. I’ve obviously offended you to pull the grammar nazi crap. Grow up. We don’t care. Done talking to you also. Fucking goof


Edit* congrats on following me. Cause you know me right? Sounds kinda blind to me…
Press X to doubt...
It's on thing to be a grammar nazi, it's another thing to be more intelligent than you. Especially since you're the only one upset lmaoooo. How childish
 
Thanks tips!I’ll have you know I made it past 4th grade. I actually had it corrected, but I’m experiencing some huge lag, and it never corrected it. I’ve obviously offended you to pull the grammar nazi crap. Grow up. We don’t care. Done talking to you also. Fucking goof


Edit* congrats on following me. Cause you know me right? Sounds kinda blind to me…
 

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Don’t get involved man, it’s not worth the headache. I’m still laughing about how he followed me and then how he referred to sheep tho. Lmfao!!
 
Don’t get involved man, it’s not worth the headache. I’m still laughing about how he followed me and then how he referred to sheep tho. Lmfao!!
I still don't get your logic. And what was wrong about how I referred to as sheep?
If you let a conversation like this ruin your day, ngl you should probably not be on socials at all. And I've likely met more conniving people that you, yet my trust in people hasn't faltered. Guess you can say I'm, OPTiMiS-tic *bad dum tss*

About the girl...I dunno...I think that that's a lie

Here's something funny, if you're confident in yourself (which you don't seem to be) you dont need anyone's trust but your own. I'm no politician but I am a businessman and in the entertainment industry both require me to stretch the truth. You likely watched some of the shows and commercials I helped produce.


Press X to doubt...
It's on thing to be a grammar nazi, it's another thing to be more intelligent than you. Especially since you're the only one upset lmaoooo. How childish
Might want to reread kid
 
I still don't get your logic. And what was wrong about how I referred to as sheep?

Might want to reread kid
You said sheep follow blindly? Did you know me when you followed me? Fool!

Check your grammar, as you’ve got your own issues too asshat.

Kid, lmao. And about your shitty commercials and probably crappy Netflix films. I highly doubt I’d watch your crap, unless it wasn’t your ideas, and your just another worker on set.

You’ve declared yourself a manipulative liar, don’t talk to me anymore. We are done. Do you understand that?
 
You don't need to know someone as a friend to follow them. I know of you from past posts and followed you because of our small discussion and for pettiness.

The difference is I pointed out your grammar bc I know it annoys pea-brained people like you. Meanwhile, I admit that my grammar has been sub-par.

DP, So technically you're right. But at the same time, DPs work directly with Producers, editors, and Directors on the story.

Oh boy, someone put on his big-boy pants but forgot how social media works. Well, that isn't surprising considering you didn't know what one is. So I'll let you see if I understand
 
@zetaoptimis So you send me a message in messenger being a smart ass and close the conversation to reply hey? Real mature big guy ;)

What annoys me, is piss head lil liars on here that think it’s ok to be a total shitty person. I hope you get banned soon
 
It´s a very difficult project and can turn also into a wicked game if you are´nt careful enough. I know times in my life when I thought I was going insane....
Today there are many other possibilities but it hasn't necessarily gotten any easier, I think so. There are too many wrong tracks and too many wrong turns.
I really sincerely hope that it will be easier in the future by managing to open up society more and more to this topic.

On the lifetime so far there was a large part that was solely concerned with looking for and finding a beast girlfriend. I can't waste my life time anymore like i did in the past.


I finally want to find my peace.
I want to be balanced.

I will be strong and I will not be defeated.
What is to come comes to me.

someday, I´m sure ;)
 

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I looked at this thread and read it through .
Just a couple of observations it is very difficult for single men to break into or find active females. most practising women are either in a relationship with an existing partner male / female or are exclusive .
Those that are not are either just starting out or in fact returning to the fold unsure of themselves and ultra cautious.

Going onto a site even one as civilised as this and talking about there desires is a courageous act in itself,
often seen by males as an invitation to turn on the afterburner in there desperate attempt to organise either a face to face conversation or a meet after a few crass posts with no attempt at building rapport, and then wonder why there ghosted after a few posts

They have no idea of that woman's circumstances her Humour education her social position her politics , as there not interested and it shows
often far to often they create a persona that bears no relationship to there actual appearance and circumstances , that action alone just beggars belief ,
do you think she turning up to meet a 30 year old and is confronted with a rather grubby overweight 50 year old and not surprisingly she then walks away , leaving them to wonder why there left sitting alone at the appointed time .
Did he think she was just going to shrug her shoulders and fall into his arms.

DIck pics what is it that makes guys believe that after 2or3 brief posts were going to be so impressed that were so overwhelmed by lust that were going to come rushing to them , the fact that they dont have a dog a superfluous fact.

I must say when i get a pic of a guy sat in a ripped lazyboy with bèer cans strewn round and his cock out I'm overwhelmed by desire
To kick him in the nuts

Turned into a bit of a rant

Thats enough man bashing i will get onto women tomorrow
 
I must say when i get a pic of a guy sat in a ripped lazyboy with bèer cans strewn round and his cock out I'm overwhelmed by desire
To kick him in the nuts
What she said! ^^^^^^^^^

Some 98% of initial messages are either a disgusting volley of vulgar sex demands, lists of sex acts I can perform for the guy's satisfaction, or just "hey" or "hru". The first are self-centered narcissistic demands, the latter people too uninterested in spending time being interesting, so just complete fails.

This isn't rocket science. Put some effort into forming a relationship based on the proverbial "us", not you, or your dick.

And ask if I/women consent to receiving sexual messages. Or what our preferences are. Telling me you want me to find a dog to fuck you ass then knot me is a instant hard pass. Like most mature women -- not all, but most --I've learned to be interpersonally avoidant of bisexual men. And I won't ever do ass-to-anything -- it's disgusting. I've had salmonella poisoning (from tainted water). It sucked. Never, ever, doing anything with any type of risk of that. Duh.

It is what it is, the "bi male thing" is the reason most of the actually interesting men I've found/talked to here who can't find a female partner.

For me to spend time looking at hairy man ass? He'd have to be an EXCEPTIONAL person in every other area, a quality human who invests time building functioning relationships, not just me but with everyone around him. The one who never lies about sneaking out to get dick, and isn't hiding behind me as an avacodo to get more dick.

That rare guy? Then "it's on" and fuck yeah I'll fly with you to Nogales and help you put on an actual Donkey/mangina show. Make the myth a reality ;-)

I mention that to get the point across -- I, like many women here, am fucking twisted. I'm into zoo. Gangbangs, most fun things. But it doesn't mean I'm into YOUR kinks, and I sure as shit don't want you pressing your dick desires at me before I know or like you.
 
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