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there is one member of the game, called the Dungeon Master. he is responsible for creating a scenario and memorizing the rules of how the game is played. he deliberates the scene he created to his group of player characters. the players tell him what actions they wish to take, and he calculates the consequences of those actions. this is in an attempt to reach whatever goal the "campaign" or adventure may have.
 
ShanoirII said:
there is one member of the game, called the Dungeon Master. he is responsible for creating a scenario and memorizing the rules of how the game is played. he deliberates the scene he created to his group of player characters. the players tell him what actions they wish to take, and he calculates the consequences of those actions. this is in an attempt to reach whatever goal the "campaign" or adventure may have.
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Ooo being the dungeon master sounds like fun. Kinda like writing short stories, which I thoroughly enjoy. Too bad I don’t know the rules.
 
DaneLover1 said:
Ooo being the dungeon master sounds like fun. Kinda like writing short stories, which I thoroughly enjoy. Too bad I don’t know the rules.
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that's what the rulebooks are for! it may seem complex at first, but most of the rules rarely ever apply, so there are only a few you have to remember
 
Octavian said:
I haven’t received the slutty nurse outfit I ordered, your customer service is terrible. Get your shit together by 2045 or you’re demoted to butler. :p
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Don’t worry, if I ever come out to your place I will have a homemade slutty doggy costume for you. Can’t promise the quality, but I’ll do my best ?
 
DaneLover1 said:
Ooo being the dungeon master sounds like fun. Kinda like writing short stories, which I thoroughly enjoy. Too bad I don’t know the rules.
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You buy the players handbook to know what you need to know as a player and the dungeon masters guide for the extra bits you’ll need. Then you spend hours writing a script and creating maps and getting everything ready for a well scripted adventure!

And then one of the players says “what’s over there?” and then all the players go off rails and abandon your story entirely and you scramble to make shit up on the fly.

It’s awesome.
 
Octavian said:
You buy the players handbook to know what you need to know as a player and the dungeon masters guide for the extra bits you’ll need. Then you spend hours writing a script and creating maps and getting everything ready for a well scripted adventure!

And then one of the players says “what’s over there?” and then all the players go off rails and abandon your story entirely and you scramble to make shit up on the fly.

It’s awesome.
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new players are the best. i always like seeing people who have no idea what is going on try to fight a six legged cougar with tentacles whose images appears where its body is not.
 
DaneLover1 said:
Don’t worry, if I ever come out to your place I will have a homemade slutty doggy costume for you. Can’t promise the quality, but I’ll do my best ?
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Wouldn’t it be funny if you got stopped by TSA and they searched your bag and pulled out the crude slutty doggy thong? Try explaining that.
 
FloofyNewfie said:
Hmm...... maybe me, you, ShanoirII, and Octavian should all get together and create a line of slutty clothes for animals! Lol

What should we call this new business? ?
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What’s the legality with a thing like that? I mean I know beastiality and zoophilia is illegal, but is there any law that says you can’t create and distribute lingerie designed for dogs? ??
 
FloofyNewfie said:
Hmm...... maybe me, you, ShanoirII, and Octavian should all get together and create a line of slutty clothes for animals! Lol

What should we call this new business? ?
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maybe "Bad Dog" but that sounds too simple
or "Not All Dogs go to Heaven"? but thats too long
 
maybe the name should revolve around the fact that putting the clothes on the animals would make it look more inappropriate than just leaving them naked, and be a joke around that paradox
 
Yeah, we can describe them as medical devices designed to hide your dogs vagina from the world. For modesty. Also 6-10 “cup” brassieres to complete the look.
 
DaneLover1 said:
What’s the legality with a thing like that? I mean I know beastiality and zoophilia is illegal, but is there any law that says you can’t create and distribute lingerie designed for dogs? ??
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I can't imagine it being illegal at all. There's laws against sex with animals, but as far as I know there aren't any laws for sexualizing animals. Beside, you can already busy "sexy" costumes for dogs.

Like the Egyptian princess costume:
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Or this school girl outfit:
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Heck, you can even turn your dog into a hooker (although why would you want to!) Lol
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Octavian said:
Yeah, we can describe them as medical devices designed to hide your dogs vagina from the world. For modesty. Also 6-10 “cup” brassieres to complete the look.
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So how would we explain it when the “cookie cover?” is made of lace and mostly see though??
 
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