Jesus? ?I've always preferred the phrasing, "Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate".
(Come on... I dare ya to tell me that anybody has survived itBe prepared to offer evidence)
Evidence, please...
Offend? Nah... At least, not me. I can't be offended by a fairy tale. (Damned goat-herders had way too much time, and too many psycho-active plants around for their own good. Let 'em have the wrong kind of mushroom, or cactus, or whatever it was, and there they go, inventing "god" and religion, and the whole world ends up fucked to the sky... <sigh>)
Like in “Life of Brian“ people are eager after believing in something
Noooooo, say it's not so. Peaches are yummerlicious.You can be the sweetest peach on the tree, but some people just hate peaches.
sadly it is so
Well I better guard my peach tree in the back yard then, from any anit-peach fanatics. It's taken years to grow and now produces the sweetest juiciest peaches going around.
I always saw lunch time more as a mirage at one job I worked at, because it was always there in the distance, but when you reached it something would come up and it would vanish before your very eyes.
Nice misquote. It's "I could never get a hand of Thursdays."
Could be, I will check back in the film, where I remember from.
The movie!? You sir need to be beaten.
With that statement, you demonstrate that you have absolutely NO taste whatsoever! You poor, delusional thing, you... I think I'll look into starting a gofundme in hopes of raising enough money to get you some professional help for that little problem of yours...
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Sit down and drink your prune juice, Worf.
I remembered slightly incorrect - the correct was “I never could get the hang of Thursdays”
Well there's your problem, if you eat the broken ones all your skin falls off and you burst into song.With that statement, you demonstrate that you have absolutely NO taste whatsoever! You poor, delusional thing, you... I think I'll look into starting a gofundme in hopes of raising enough money to get you some professional help for that little problem of yours...
Peaches... Gag...
The only good peach is a Broken Peach! (And damn, but they are EXCELLENT - both musically, and showmanship-wise - I only wonder how long it takes to get that zombie makeup on?)
And for anyone wondering what I'm talking about, here's two EXCELLENT examples:
Broken Peach - Tainted Love (Halloween Special)
"??????? ????" is a song composed by Ed Cobb, formerly of American group ??? ???? ?????, which was originally recorded by Gloria Jones...Broken Peach - Personal Jesus (Halloween Special)
Song written by Martin Gore (@depechemode), released on 28 August 1989. Since its release, the song has been covered by numerous artists including @marilynma...
At least they don't leave that nasty taste in your mouth
Whatever blows your skirt up. I can't help the fact that you have no concept of humor.
