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Bad Genie

Granted. You die ecstatically the moment you learn of them but could have had an ecclesiastic transformation from experiencing the delights into a immortal being of sexuality, a powerful being worshipped from everybody and enshrined in every temple, church, mosque, sacrificial altar in the world.

I wish someone would just knock on my door and fuck me sideways until February 11th
 
Steven Raccoon said:
Granted. You suck the wind out of man through his flesh straw.

I wish that actually happened to me.
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Granted. (I was taken a gulp at the straw's spitting ability) :p

Later, two Anthros were seen heading to the barn; I wish I could have filmed the scene :)
 
Granted butt without the cold

I wish I could teleport my grand old cock expander to you.....me bending over! :giggle:
 
Granted but the cock expander expands the cock to ridiculous proportions that it only knocks you over, overshoots you and keeps going to blot out the sun.

I wish i never laugh
 
Granted, but you are now androgynous.

I wish I could conquer Heaven and Hell without paying any price for it, be it spiritual or physical.
 
Granted, but you have to wearing the outfit of you most hated political/ideological rival.

I wish I had confidence to talk to people more and make more friends uwu
 
Granted, but you are now deaf/mute.

I wish I was God and that I had nothing that could stop me or harm me as the exact human being I am, without harm to myself.
 
Granted - You are now forever a paid up member of the Jew Jesus sect, a consecrated adherent to the Holy Trinity and will come to no physical or meta-physical harm here after!

I wish you could be the number one delegate to the current Allah's Muslim Club recruitment drive :censored:
 
Granted, and I shortly quit as soon as I join. I'm trying to have some fun with my life, I don't want to be someone else's holy man. That was already Hell in itself, who needs Lucifer for company when God totally controls you? He's a bigger Devil that Lucifer could ever hope to be. I wish I could possess Lucifer.
 
Granted. Everyone with any sense now hates you because you're a shameful human being. I wish to steal the power of the Universe and claim it as my own.
 
Granted.....you quickly explode releasing the energy because your pathetic frail body cannot contain it.

I wish to be truly invisible.
 
Granted, but since your eyes need visible light to reach them in order to work you are also blind.

I wish for some decent new sci-fi television programs.
 
Granted, you get nothing but reruns of the old but good science fiction.

I wish my body could contain all of the power in the universe while stealing it.
 
Granted.....but your powers make your head as big as a jack o lantern pumpkin making you completely unattractive.

I wish I was immortal with no side effects.
 
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