Bad Genie

[Ted Danson Machine]

The genie is confused because you didn't wish for anything...

@Ted Danson Machine since Pillar is gone, I might as well fill the void! ?

I wish I had the powers of God almighty, Yahweh!

Granted, but you are now Pillar forever

I wish I didn't know exactly what you meant by your comment lol

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, you forget about every single post you've ever made on here.

I wish I had the power to force anyone I wanted to worship me as their God! ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, you forget about every single post you've ever made on here.

I wish I had the power to force anyone I wanted to worship me as their God! ?

Granted, but your followers get way too clingy and start showing up at your place unannounced

I wish I could start a competing religion to go to war with the Floofolics

 

[ShanoirII]

Granted, but the canonical legend of your religion involves you being slain by a dragon in the great apocalyptic war at the end of the world.

I wish my dreams could be recorded as video files so I could rewatch them after I wake up.

 

[Dominion]

Granted. Everything you dream about is broadcasted on live television. Even the dirty dreams. We know what you've been dreaming about, you freak!

I wish I was psychic.

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Granted, you are a psycho

I wish autocorrect would work better

 

[Dominion]

Granted. Every word you type is misspelled from here on.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Granite, butt yuo cann olny sea otter pupil's benises

I fish too written norm ageing

 

[Dominion]

Granted, your autocorrect no longer works.

I wish I could move a mountain.

 

[Fine_VineXX]

Granted, but you create a crater at the opposite side of the globe everytime you move one.

I wish I could understand every language without the need for a translator.

 

[Johnterry4658]

Granted, you can now understand all languages, unfortunately you now speak a newly made up language called something like "blurganesse" and no one else understands you, no translators for this language either.

I wish I was able to draw more than a stick figure with an oversized head.

 

[Mathieson]

Granted. But you turn into whatever you last drew.

I wish that the genie, who will still be the genie, gets my wish.

 

[blijftniksover]

Granted. Will Smith is on his way.

I wish i was rich instead of so darn handsome. ?

 

[CoryTreverson]

Granted. You're now ugly, but VERY rich in character to make up for it!

I wish I had socializing skills.

 

[Zooprepper51]

Granted. You now socialize adeptly with mollusks.

I wish my partners were sentient and as smart as me.

 

[Cajlatsa]

Granted

To satisfy your I wish your partners speak five fluent languages?

 

[Puhp]

Granted, unfortunately none of the five are what anyone else speaks.

I wish for only those things which are within my capability to attain.

 

[Cajlatsa]

Granted

I wish we could be teleported to a greater place in space

 

[YanchaOkami]

Granted, you're teleported onto the surface of VY Canis Majoris.

I wish my tea was sweeter but without glucose / carbohydrates in it and neither chemical sweeteners.

 

[Cajlatsa]

Granted

I wish you would convert to paradiso!

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Declined. Wishes cannot be granted to genieself.

However, i grant you four steaming coffee cups daily.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Absolutely disgusting!! You are like McDonald's and Burger King: Giving me the exact opposite of what I ordered.

I do grant you the right to deny other people their rights. LOL

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Sorry. I only grant wishes to the poster right above me but, alas you didn't ask for one so nada for you.

I wish people would wish for things.

 

[blackstallion93]

Granted

I wish I could control time and space.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Granted. You turn into a black hole.

I wish i was insignificant.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Granted, your insignificance is so remarkable it's studied meticulously for eons to come.

I wish I developed habits more easily.

Granted. But only bad habits.

I wish people would know the meaning of insignificant

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Granted. Now, nobody is here.

I wish I was a genie.

 

[fistingmike]

Poof! Your a garage door opener

I wish I lived on a sex farm.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

granted. you breed chickens for kfc

i wish the internet was no more.

 

[MrsShemon]

Granted, *Facebook removed* it is now less.

I wish my post count would never change.