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Where is the weirdest place you have ever fucked?

When I was 20 took a long hike to a beach cave with my dog I had at the time. I'm a bit impulsive at times. Didnt see anyone else on our hike and those endorphins put me in a peculiar mood. Laid down a towel and let him mount me a few times to the sound of waves crashing and the occasional gull squaking by. Set up a small fire on the beach with a driftwood partition and did it again by fire light a few hours later. Not another soul to be seen. That was a good day.
 
Nowhere great. Lake bridge. Disabled toilet, hallway, food cupboard in work. Some husbands bath bed and kitchen when he was away. Over the kitchen sink watching people go past (shaded window) elevator
 
Mine aren't anywhere near as exciting as some of you guys'!
Most weird with a girl was on the front lawn of a church in the middle of the night on a mostly deserted road. It ended with my first experience of a girl pissing in my mouth.
Most weird with a guy was in the men's room of the Kit Kat Club in Berlin. I was butt-naked with my head in the urinal with guys pissing on my face and hair, while other guys were fucking my ass. OMG, I thought I had died and went to heaven! LOL..
 
Haha, some of these stories really made my day.

Personally, with a human the weirdest place I ever banged was on her parents dinner table while they were out getting dinner. They came home 20 minutes later and her dad asked if someone spilt something on the table and proceeded to wipe the table with his handkerchief and later wipe his face with the same thing?. Nasty, I know.

With an animal? Probably in my car with my dog in a shopping centre parking lot. Not very wild I know haha.
 
MongrelGal said:
My horrible boss’s desk and the conference room, very late at night (we’re talking actually breaking in, early hours of the morning)
Went real crazy in there… oh the satisfaction knowing my bum had been on every inch of his stuff ???
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That’s fucking awesome and hot
 
The drive through of a smoothie shop. My girlfriend and I were in college and she was working there at the time. They had a little wooden platform to get to the drive through window. We did it on top of that platform. She had super messy blonde hair at the time and made smoothies afterwards.
 
In the woods; naked, nothing but me and an all black 90lb German Shepherd, we were knotted in the wild for about 20 minutes. Only thing that could make that more perfect is if it faintly drizzled rain upon us while we were tied. I don't think I ever felt so close to nature and so close to the canine spirit deep within me.
 
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