Stroke a wild orca until there's a cetacean super soaker all over me and my boat...
Lol and here I'd gotten it in my head, somewhere along the way, probably from admiring your post history in the long-ago, that you were only into pussy anymore. Jester sir, very nice! Myself, being augered by my boar corkscrews is probably the closest I'll ever come to gittin' me some from a prehensile dick. But between this and Duke I can see you're still a fellow kindred soul of excellent tastes. Good on ya!
Er...
Faux pa... wait wait... what exactly was in that orca slit? Were we talking
female orgasm here? Gotta love the animal kingdom; only a few species could boast that kind of volume from either gender with a slit that's still an ambiguity--til it isn't--for what it may or may not be hiding, lol. 'Cause hey, if you've had everything on the menu, surprise yourself by putting your hand in there anyway. Either something unfurls and erects out, or you sink in to an elbow. The bisexual zoophile wins that lottery no matter what!
But now I'm reminded of an old gf of mine, big lady, 440 lb ssbbw who used to gush like a cow gives milk. Had us a wonderful time for a spell there, before she went off and got married. Not quite cetacean sized but hey, for a human, I think she oughta count! 'Course, not to be outdone by my
actual, hereford, cow. That big 1300 wifey-material could always be persuaded to deluge some lucky fool with her 'other' kind of waterfall, enough you could stand under it if you rubbed just right between vulva and escutcheon...
Hmm. Yep, taken all around, my bucket list's good! Has my cup runneth over? Ain't done yet but I'm seeing a good many strikethrus on this list. Phew. Shit I must be gittin' old.