*picks up your wand and inspects it*Today: Kindle, bag of sweets, wand, spare pillow (too many on bed!), water bottle.
What a perv!TUMS, cock rings, lube, vibrator, feather, back scratcher, my phone.
(reads what I just wrote.... I must be some kinda perv )
Uh, hold it right there...Radio alarm clocks either side. A length of rope my side. My Kindle. Some sherbet sweets.
Uh, hold it right there...
"A length of rope." Interesting...
'cept mine is a Glock, rather than a 1911 derivative, and I like some jam to go on my toast! Other than that, looks like a good balanced breakfast to me. (I'm only *JUST BARELY* joking... And entirely American!)
It's almost new, you cheeky thing!*picks up your wand and inspects it*
Wow, that is really worn out!
A NORMIE! *gasp*My phone a bottle of water and a lamp
I keep my .45 laying on it's left side. Makes it easier to grab if someone breaks in the front door.
In Canada, burglars knock first and ask if they can come in.I keep my .45 laying on it's left side. Makes it easier to grab if someone breaks in the front door.
I don't BDSM at all, and I'm certainly not your "mate."BDSM much mate? Nice
That picture is illustrative of our right to eat whatever we want for breakfast...and our resolve to defend that right, and many other rights, from anyone would attempt to take our rights away.
*Licks the handle of your wand*It's almost new, you cheeky thing!
There is something in my room that has done that! Not my wand though, god no!*Licks the handle of your wand*
I knew it! You've had this shoved all the way inside you! Haven't you! Haven't you!