What do you keep next to your bed?

[Kristy]

What?!?! *quickly sweeps everything into the nightstand drawer*
Nothing here! I don't keep anything here!!

 

[Judas_Trying]

A fan, hammer, my eyeglasses and a bottle of water

 

[Pretty_Vixen]

Today: Kindle, bag of sweets, wand, spare pillow (too many on bed!), water bottle.

 

[Knotme7]

Poppers

 

[Phenixia]

My phone, a lamp, water, and.... hum... my old teddy bear...

 

[Cajlatsa]

Dangerous neighbor hood - A flick-knife, ruger pistol, glock pistol, 45 pistol and a fully automatic beretta , all with hair triggers, fully backed up nights scope, dual redundant cell phone and torches all adjacent to my soft toy pussy. I hate guns and support the restriction movement. I sleep lightly; please let me know if you wish to visit after hours

 

[Kuvaszfucker111]

phone, handgun, water based lube, ashtray, cigarettes and lighter, flashlight, antibacterial wipes, and usually a rather large bottle of Kentucky Bourbon.
(I dont actually smoke in bed, but often I wake up needing to piss, and I'll sit on the side of the bed and have a smoke afterward before getting back in bed.)

 

[Kimberly]

a box of tissues, water and a lamp.. why would you need a hammer next to your bed? o.o @ChubCD

 

[Lukejuk]

Water, box's, Nintendo switch, radio and lamp.

 

[Zebby]

Dog bed

 

[bee18]

Phone, bottle of water, radio, lamp, tissues

 

[Bern]

Oxygen

 

[Bitchesonly]

my sanity

 

[Kristy]

Today: Kindle, bag of sweets, wand, spare pillow (too many on bed!), water bottle.

*picks up your wand and inspects it*
Wow, that is really worn out!

 

[Kristy]

TUMS, cock rings, lube, vibrator, feather, back scratcher, my phone.
(reads what I just wrote.... I must be some kinda perv )

What a perv!
(joke)

 

[Renegadewa1]

A small fan, alarm clock, and a Glock19 in the drawer.

 

[Kristy]

Radio alarm clocks either side. A length of rope my side. My Kindle. Some sherbet sweets.

Uh, hold it right there...
"A length of rope." Interesting...

 

[Lukejuk]

Uh, hold it right there...
"A length of rope." Interesting...

BDSM much mate? Nice

 

[Deleted member]

Can tell who the American's are here

 

[UR20Z]

Can tell who the American's are here

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'cept mine is a Glock, rather than a 1911 derivative, and I like some jam to go on my toast! Other than that, looks like a good balanced breakfast to me. (I'm only *JUST BARELY* joking... And entirely American!)

 

[Pretty_Vixen]

*picks up your wand and inspects it*
Wow, that is really worn out!

It's almost new, you cheeky thing!

 

[Deleted member]

My phone a bottle of water and a lamp

A NORMIE! *gasp*

 

[RGT]

Can tell who the American's are here

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I keep my .45 laying on it's left side. Makes it easier to grab if someone breaks in the front door.

 

[Deleted member]

I keep my .45 laying on it's left side. Makes it easier to grab if someone breaks in the front door.

In Canada, burglars knock first and ask if they can come in.

 

[RGT]

Can tell who the American's are here

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[KnKinWA]

My side - books, phone (for alarm), paddle, lube ;-)

Her side - lamp, phone (can't get to sleep w/o music or a Hulu show), stuffies, lube, Mr Hitachi

 

[Kristy]

BDSM much mate? Nice

I don't BDSM at all, and I'm certainly not your "mate."

 

[Kristy]

Can tell who the American's are here

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That picture is illustrative of our right to eat whatever we want for breakfast...and our resolve to defend that right, and many other rights, from anyone would attempt to take our rights away.

 

[Kristy]

It's almost new, you cheeky thing!

*Licks the handle of your wand*
I knew it! You've had this shoved all the way inside you! Haven't you! Haven't you!

 

[Pretty_Vixen]

*Licks the handle of your wand*
I knew it! You've had this shoved all the way inside you! Haven't you! Haven't you!

There is something in my room that has done that! Not my wand though, god no!