Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Is that supposed to mean something?
Top things not to say during sex
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StarbardRed9
Tourist
Whoopsie do, here comes the goo.
ShadowFox88
Tourist
This is the third condom to break on me, first your sister, then the dog, and now you!
Well, I guess it's time I look for a second job to raise the children. Gonna have a hell of a time explaining why my nieces and nephews are siblings, and why some of them are hairy.
Well, I guess it's time I look for a second job to raise the children. Gonna have a hell of a time explaining why my nieces and nephews are siblings, and why some of them are hairy.
CookieSampler
Tourist
"You're better than my [insert family member]!"
Thanks for doing this
CookieSampler
Tourist
You're gonna pay me, right?
ShadowFox88
Tourist
Man post nut clarity is a bitch! I forgot the condom!
NobodyHereButUsMice
Citizen of Zooville
Don't worry. It'll clear up in a few days.
StarbardRed9
Tourist
What? No, I didn't cum in you...but check behind your ear.
StarbardRed9
Tourist
No, you can't remove the bag...that's currently the best part.
elijadarkfur
Zooville Settler
You beat me to it. lol!
Go on Harry you're the chosen one
(In oney Ron's impressions)
(In oney Ron's impressions)
Minxen
Citizen of Zooville
Sadly I have actually said it on one occasion with poor boy with very small penis. He was such a great guy. So thats a shame. I was a typical teenager and didn't think before I spoke.
MoreBeastThanMan
Tourist
I think we should break up
Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Ur credit card jus got declined ?
Minxen
Citizen of Zooville
Actually the worst thing I ever said during sex, was the first time I had sex when I was 15 with my equally virginal male partner who had pretended to be all experienced about the whole thing. Lovely man. We remained friends and lovers for many decades later. But when he finished I said....
"Is that it? "
(I know a lot of women are going to relate to that)
He eventually forgave me.
"Is that it? "
(I know a lot of women are going to relate to that)
He eventually forgave me.
Minxen
Citizen of Zooville
Well that would be the most stupid thing to say if you actually want to come.
Please tell me it wasn't said to you.
That would be cruel.
Minxen
Citizen of Zooville
Obviously a common theme....sigh.
MoreBeastThanMan
Tourist
Thankfully not, nor said by me
elijadarkfur
Zooville Settler
Uh oh... But hey, we've been all there in a way.
I have a friend in rome, his name is biggus dickus
AllKnottedUpIn210
Tourist
"Does this look infected to you?"
blackstallion93
Tourist
Your a lot looser than I imagined
(Put on doom helmet) rip and tear