Top things not to say during sex

[bee18]

Well, that was another boring minute

 

[popularlobster]

I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

 

[1Lonely-Heart]

I dont think the condoms on me anymore.

 

[1Lonely-Heart]

This is so good Tina, Oh no I mean Laura

 

[1Lonely-Heart]

What do you want for dinner tomorrow.

 

[1Lonely-Heart]

I forgot to mention, I had sex with your mum earlier, I hope you dont mind.

 

[1Lonely-Heart]

I was told you are better than this.

 

[bee18]

Is this how they do it in your country

 

[1Lonely-Heart]

Your sex face makes you more like your mum,

 

[fekkled]

You're not nearly as good in bed as your dad is.

 

[1Lonely-Heart]

Oh you bet get get a test done for an STD tomorrow.

 

[bee18]

Will you turn off the lights when you're done

 

[1Lonely-Heart]

Can you tell me how to get home from here

 

[bee18]

light a cigarette for me please

 

[1Lonely-Heart]

Have you seen my mate, and there is a lot of noise up there.

 

[1Lonely-Heart]

Did anyone tell you, your pussy stinks.

 

[Chiara2003]

Ewww… what U eat ?

 

[1Lonely-Heart]

Do you mind if I try and go to sleep, while you carry on.

 

[Knotbich]

did you read my STD test results in your mails ?

 

[Chiara2003]

I’m pregnant ?

 

[1Lonely-Heart]

I’m pregnant ?

Followed by, but I dont know who the dad is.

 

[Kristy]

"Looks like we're out of time for today. Same time next week?"

 

[Chiara2003]

I voted 4biden…..
Or Canada….
I voted 4 Trudeau ?

 

[bee18]

Did you just fart?

 

[Duramax96]

Did you just fart?

Better make sure it wasn’t a queef. ??

 

[Cajlatsa]

Did you give me back my Amex Card?

 

[Chiara2003]

I don’t take American Express ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Do you take food stamps?

 

[Chiara2003]

Do you take food stamps?

American thing right?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

American thing right?

Yea.
It's like tickets for food items for grocery shopping