Top things not to say during sex

[bee18]

Dont cry, at least you tried

 

[k9pat]

Come on, maybe today you can make me come ....!

 

[knotluvinme]

?? ahhhhhh? DID YOU JUST FART??????!!!!!!!

 

[knotluvinme]

?? ahhhhh,,,DID YOU JUST FART?????????!!!!!!!!

 

[knotluvinme]

(she yells out busted watching the television) THERE'S NEVER A REASON TO HIT A WOMAN!! you JERK!!!!! (him) Really????? I Can Think Of One!!!!

 

[knotluvinme]

Honey?? -------- I think the Condom came off inside your pussy...

 

[knotluvinme]

Hunny????? You got a booger...

 

[knotluvinme]

?? F@#&!!!!! I forgot it's our Anniversary, Did'nt I ????

 

[Pillar]

Where's my diaper?

 

[Michioliphant]

Fuck, just not my day!

 

[Michioliphant]

How long off my sentence will this get me Your Honor?

 

[Pillar]

Jesus Christ, I'd rather eat shit.

 

[saddlebum66]

Hurry it up, lady, Its my turn to post in the game!

 

[Pillar]

Whoa, whoa, stop fucking me, Donald Trump is on TV!

 

[Cajlatsa]

I'm finished, toodle off please

 

[Memprys]

Is it in?

 

[Pillar]

I want my mommy! ?

 

[Michioliphant]

All done. All done. Good girl.

 

[Michioliphant]

Your armpits tighter

 

[Knottypat]

Will you marry me?

 

[saddlebum66]

But you have to, Darling
..its the Rules

 

[Knottypat]

Babe. The stallion was better.

 

[Memprys]

Sorry it feels so rough in there. I didn't pick off the scabs.

 

[Knottypat]

Can you get the dog now.

 

[Horny4]

I like to call her by another name
it makes for wonderful sex if you can hang on.

 

[Knottypat]

Calling you your side chick or mans name.

 

[ZoolA]

Uh-oh!

 

[Pillar]

I'm going to hell for this.

 

[bee18]

can we stop, i have to poop

 

[Pillar]

Is someone watching us?