Top things not to say during sex

[Bigpaws_Bear]

do I smell Taco's?

 

[ZooDogLover320]

That cream pie you’re tasting is from my dog.

Fuck, I'd waste no time then

 

[Steven Raccoon]

What the fuck is that green oyster doing in there!

 

[Cjlau]

Shall I push the stool in grandma?

 

[Katelyn]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing t-

 

[Steven Raccoon]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing t-

That almost sounds like it's been experienced.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

"Let my pee-pee sneeze in your woo-woo, please?"

 

[CamoCowboy]

When you scream while you orgasm you sound like my sister.

 

[Pillar]

"Let my pee-pee sneeze in your woo-woo, please?"

Wheee!

 

[saddlebum66]

Hard to believe this has gotten so repetitive, so soon.

 

[Wolfdreamer40000]

By the power of grayskull, I have the power!

 

[Pillar]

Spongebob Squarepants!

 

[Daneζ]

Spongebob Squarepants!

I don’t see how that’s a bad thing. Quite a turn on actually! ??

 

[Daneζ]

Going to try that one with the wife.

It has the best reactions when you whisper it softly in their ear.

 

[Michioliphant]

Did you shove a three day old raccoon In this just before I got here?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Goddamn! You fucking stink! Go take a shower before I puke!

 

[saddlebum66]

Y'all hang out with disgusting people, looks like.

"Get out in that kitchen and rustle up some grub, bitch! Youre more talented in that department than here!"

 

[Michioliphant]

That’s sweet you acting all grown up like. Can you sew a button hole?

 

[k9pat]

In five minutes you're done ... so I have time to go to the market...

 

[bee18]

Your father is better....

 

[saddlebum66]

But Darling....that sex manual says......

 

[bee18]

Is that a spider on the sealing?

 

[Michioliphant]

I’m hungry, you hungry? How about Chinese?

 

[Knottypat]

Your mom is better at blowjobs.

 

[Horny4]

I call my lover by another name
but not until you are really into it.

I call this Rodeo sex, because you better hang on

 

[alr]

ur brother went deeper

 

[bee18]

Cheer up, someday you can put it in without help

 

[Pillar]

Cheer up, someday you can put it in without help

I'm too dry for that! ?

 

[saddlebum66]

No, dear....you aren't Cumming....you're not even breathing hard.

 

[Pillar]

I'll tell YOU who's in charge!!