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[MrsShemon]

I'm scared.

Don't be.
That fat basterd can't run for shit.

 

[son1911]

Don't be.
That fat basterd can't run for shit.

He has a flying sleigh. ?

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Why do you think he sees you when you're sleeping ?

 

[MrsShemon]

He has a flying sleigh. ?

Not when his reindeers are preoccupied with "stuff" he ain't ?

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Not when his reindeers are preoccupied with "stuff" he ain't ?

You know I think might give the little lemur a helping hoof, while he's running for his life I'll "distract" the sleigh team ?

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

You know I think might give the little lemur a helping hoof, while he's running for his life I'll "distract" the sleigh team ?

I help

 

[MrsShemon]

You know I think might give the little lemur a helping hoof, while he's running for his life I'll "distract" the sleigh team ?

I help

Distract them all you want.
Lemur only needs to ask for aid, and that fat basterd will be wrapping something else than presents. Fat basterds clothes are not the only red things that will "get off".

 

[son1911]

I feel less doomed. ?

 

[MrsShemon]

Good, just needs to know everybodys kinks and you get away with almost anything.

 

[son1911]

?

 

[MrsShemon]

Yes, correct lemur. You made the right choice not telling me about them.
As long as that stays, I can never make you loose your footing.

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Good, just needs to know everybodys kinks and you get away with almost anything.

Hooves, long pretty manes and tails, multiple partners ect...

 

[son1911]

Yes!

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Everyone's reaction half way through the last few pages ?

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

Ehh, they won't read it.

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

I help

Knock yourself out, plenty to choose from.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Spoiler: Merry Christmas

.

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Spoiler: Merry Christmas

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Timeless classic there Floofy ❤

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

Knock yourself out, plenty to choose from.
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Just in time for christmas in July! ?

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Just in time for christmas in July! ?

Well someone bumped the 2019 Christmas thread today so why not ?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Spoiler: Buff Santa Claus

.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

Well someone bumped the 2019 Christmas thread today so why not ?

Fantastic! Today is a good day.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Wait, Mare is giving everyone Christmas gifts? Pretty sure I read that right.

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Wait, Mare is giving everyone Christmas gifts? Pretty sure I read that right.

All the reindeer went home home hours ago I'm afraid, think the sleigh is around the corner though so help yourself to whatever.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

All the reindeer went home home hours ago I'm afraid, think the sleigh is around the corner though so help yourself to whatever.

Holy shit, I've been waiting for a Gameboy since I was 8. Mare Santa is best Santa

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Holy shit, I've been waiting for a Gameboy since I was 8. Mare Santa is best Santa

Just don't let the fat so and so catch you, straight to the very naughty list you'd go.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Just don't let the fat so and so catch you, straight to the very naughty list you'd go.

Well, that ninja costume I wished for in the 90s would come in really heckin handy right now

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Well, that ninja costume I wished for in the 90s would come in really heckin handy right now

He's probably passed out somewhere after trying to catch the lemur so just be quick about it, don't be greedy and take the sack though, GPS tracking equipped.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

He's probably passed out somewhere after trying to catch the lemur so just be quick about it, don't be greedy and take the sack though, GPS tracking equipped.

??? I am the night