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MrsShemon
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? Perhaps Sweden is a good place to play, it does kinda look like a penis.
What do you say, Mare. Wanna try make that place a little harder?
What do you say, Mare. Wanna try make that place a little harder?
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As lovely as that sounds isn't Sweden full of humans still? Rearranging the landscape is one thing but after the last mass extinction I'm not supposed to play in this realm anymore
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MrsShemon
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They will move when the mating calls begins, probably.As lovely as that sounds isn't Sweden full of humans still? Rearranging the landscape is one thing but after the last mass extinction I'm not supposed to play in this realm anymore
And!
Was it God who gave you that command?
That guy is a serious party pooper.
If they're smart yeah, but it'd take so long, I'm not welcome in your realm after the last time, long story you're better off not knowing about, and there's no way we can go to my realm either, so which is better this era, the Void or Elsewhere?
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MrsShemon
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The void is nice, "nobody hears your screams" and all that.
Sneaky little lemur, hope you enjoyed the show
son1911
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Sneaky little lemur, hope you enjoyed the show
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MrsShemon
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?
Did you plan this, Lemur boy?
Did you plan this, Lemur boy?
How else would he know what we were up to ?
son1911
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I just make it up along the way.
The real story behind the "flood" was actually yet another meet and greet turned orgy (happened every time someone broke out the devil's brew) at the North Pole, needless to say things got a little heated, I hooked up with a cute little reindeer doe, can't remember her name but damn her nose lit the whole place up when she came
son1911
Zooville Settler
Rudolpha the Red-Nosed ReindeerThe real story behind the "flood" was actually yet another meet and greet turned orgy (happened every time someone broke out the devil's brew) at the North Pole, needless to say things got a little heated, I hooked up with a cute little reindeer doe, can't remember her name but damn her nose lit the whole place up when she came
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows ^O^
Still know those does Mare Lover?
I wasn't after pelts lol
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MrsShemon
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? What?
I would not try to skin a demon if I were you.
And don't even think about trying to get my half-sisters pelt.
I ain't affraid to use this ?
I would not try to skin a demon if I were you.
And don't even think about trying to get my half-sisters pelt.
I ain't affraid to use this ?
Son gonna get plunged lol
angry unicorn noises, gonna be cleaning lemur outta my hooves for days now
son1911
Zooville Settler
Does don't have horns you could use as hangers for your coats. ?
Sady no, this fat asshole doesn't allow me around anymore, no clue why.
son1911
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MrsShemon
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Is that you inviting the unicorn "entance"??
Very "bend-over-ish" view here from the back ?
son1911
Zooville Settler
Reindeer do, and I'm pretty sure being scraped outta my hooves is far less painful than what the jolly fat bastard has in store for those who want the pelts of his flying reindeer, there's far worse things than coal in his sack for those who make his other special list, not even other immortals wish to know what happened to those on it.
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MrsShemon
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Aaaah.
The "come here I S your D" mating ritual of the Mughal Empire. Good choice!
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MrsShemon
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Yeah, those "gloves" of his is pretty nasty.
son1911
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