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[FoxandtheHounds]

No pelt!!!!! >w<

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Hmm ? go for a $20 pelt or a magical horn of invaluable value ......


Yeah, you go for the pelt, I have a bigger fish to catch.

 

[son1911]

No pelt!!!!! >w<

Hush now.

 

[MrsShemon]

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Two can play the intimidation game ?

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

Hush now.

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

 

[MrsShemon]

Fire unicorn.
Oh, I am doomed, whatever will I do.....
??
He he he he ?

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

So you want my "horn" do you

Spoiler: Unicorn "Horn"

 

[MrsShemon]

Adult material and spoiler needed indeed.
But come on, I am a succubus, ain't scared of the D.
?

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Adult material and spoiler needed indeed.
But come on, I am a succubus, ain't scared of the D.
?

How else would a fight between immortals end, but with us both tired and sweaty and the area around us completely destroyed ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

How else would a fight between immortals end, but with us both tired and sweaty and the area around us completely destroyed ?

It would end not with a bang, but with a whimper...or whatever that old stupid saying is.

 

[MrsShemon]

How else would a fight between immortals end, but with us both tired and sweaty and the area around us completely destroyed ?

What is a destroyed area if the reward was a night none would soon to forget ?

It would end not with a bang, but with a whimper...or whatever that old stupid saying is.

It would definitely end with moans, not whimpers, loud moans echoing over the barren desolation left behind from the " fight" ?

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Yeah it's gonna take a lot more than a mop and bucket to clean that up, probably best to just pretend it was an earthquake or volcanic eruption

 

[MrsShemon]

Shhhhhhh!
Don't let the mortals know what our playtime have resulted in on earlier occasions.

 

[son1911]

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"Riders Lullaby" song centaurworld S1 episode 1

m.youtube.com

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Shhhhhhh!
Don't let the mortals know what our playtime have resulted in on earlier occasions.

oh yeah, they still think a meteor killed the dinosaurs

 

[son1911]

Shhhhhhh!
Don't let the mortals know what our playtime have resulted in on earlier occasions.

So that's why Europe is shaped like it is! ?

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

So that's why Europe is shaped like it is! ?

Pff, no it's what broke Pangea apart, one hell of an orgy that was

 

[MrsShemon]

oh yeah, they still think a meteor killed the dinosaurs

You need to refresh your memory, I am only 1,100 years old. That was probably one of my older sisters you played with back then.

 

[son1911]

Stay away from each other!

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

You need to refresh your memory, I am only 1,100 years old. That was probably one of my older sisters you played with back then.

ah, it was a few million years ago and we were all pretty drunk, can't remember all their names myself anymore

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

But I kinda want to watch..........son is the fun police

 

[son1911]

?Stay. Away.

 

[MrsShemon]

ah, it was a few million years ago and we were all pretty drunk, can't remember all they're names myself anymore

Someone appears to be even a bigger slut than I am.
I remember everyone, is that not right Son?
You and I have never  played and I remember that!

Oh, Mike is here. Hi Mike the 7 incher ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Someone appears to be even a bigger slut than I am.
I remember everyone, is that not right Son?
You and I have never  played and I remember that!

Oh, Mike is here. Hi MIke the 7 incher ?

You been reading my Christmas wish list or something??? lol

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

But I kinda want to watch..........son is the fun police

Are you sure about that? The last mortal went blind and could only speak in gibberish afterwards.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Are you sure about that? The last moral went blind and could only speak in gibberish afterwards.

well I have no morals, so I'm good lol

 

[son1911]

Oh, Mike is here. Hi MIke the 7 incher ?

Big thumbs. ?

 

[MrsShemon]

Big thumbs. ?

Huge thumbs , and very  wide to ?

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

well I have no morals, so I'm good lol

Ok you're safe then, well so long as you stay at a safe distance ?

the moon should be safe