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[Ted Danson Machine]

jesus flippin chrast...i spit my drink out laughing at that lol

 

[son1911]

?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

?cheers mate (giving cheers with pizza is so much better than drinks)

 

[son1911]

Cheers! ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

eat eat

 

[son1911]

Munch munch

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

 

[son1911]

I'm actually more of a hot dog guy. ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

All beef, or the OTHER kind?

 

[son1911]

?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

you're disgusting...i love it lol

 

[son1911]

?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

 

[son1911]

It lacks hot dogs. ??????????????????

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

 

[son1911]

English wasn't made for the dogs.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

He's just living his best good boy life

 

[son1911]

Almost.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

haha, just needs to find hot single dogs in his area

 

[son1911]

Bara att välja och vraka. ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

you win....for now...sleep is calling me

 

[son1911]

Good night, my fellow competitor.

 

[LeoHusky01]

Or for masturbation. ?

My first condom I gave away to a "friend" who probably needed it more than I did (water ballon fights!). My second condom I needed help to break the package on and I was about to roll it over from the wrong direction onto my fingers. All that effort, and what did I get? Slimy fingers! Only to satisfy our sex ed teachers (and not in the good way ?). ?

What a wonderful life lol

 

[LeoHusky01]

Oooo balloon

Haha you know the reason @son1911

 

[son1911]

Haha you know the reason @son1911

Completely clueless.

 

[Taopony]

 

[son1911]

Neunundneunzig Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont ^O^

 

[Taopony]

Sorry, I don't speak foreignese

 

[son1911]

And yet you say kindergarten, doppelgänger and angst. ?

 

[Daneζ]

Woop