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[Ladyprincess]

This'll be the end today

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

of the wanted man (or woman, it's 2022) lol

 

[Ladyprincess]

Lol
Oh momma, I been years on the lam

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

and had high price on my head

 

[Ladyprincess]

Lawman said, 'get 'em dead or alive'

 

[Daneζ]

Now it's for sure he'll see me dead ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

dear mama i can hear you crying

 

[Ladyprincess]

Was wondering if you were going to show

Dear momma I can hear you a cryin

 

[Ladyprincess]

So scared and all alone

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

hangman is comin down from the gallows

 

[Daneζ]

And I don't have very long

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

the jig is up

 

[LeoHusky01]

It's sort of like a long balloon.? They're also good for water balloon fights!

Oooo balloon

 

[son1911]

I want a new drug. One that won't make me sick.

 

[son1911]

I have only 1 single condom that I got from some health clinic years ago. I was hoping to one day use it... but you don't need one with female dogs. ?

Or for masturbation. ?

My first condom I gave away to a "friend" who probably needed it more than I did (water ballon fights!). My second condom I needed help to break the package on and I was about to roll it over from the wrong direction onto my fingers. All that effort, and what did I get? Slimy fingers! Only to satisfy our sex ed teachers (and not in the good way ?). ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

your life sounds interesting. almost as interesting as me winning

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Is being second still interesting?

 

[son1911]

Condoms make your life interesting. ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

especially if they don't work properly

 

[son1911]

They're full of surprises.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

just like life....and winning races

 

[son1911]

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

shit....I forgot my Acme traps today!

 

[son1911]

Beep beep! ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I thought it was meep meep. don't ruin my childhood

 

[son1911]

Weep weep! ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

deep deep.............

 

[son1911]

Leap leap!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

creep creep lol

 

[son1911]