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[Daneζ]

I want a new drug. One that won't make me sick.

Puppy kisses?

 

[YIMBY]

Puppy kisses?

They aren't a drug, because they're necessary for life.

(Also, it's a Huey Lewis song)

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

They aren't a drug, because they're necessary for life.

(Also, it's a Huey Lewis song)

Doing it all for his baby

 

[Taopony]

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

There has to be a clever name for her

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Windowfly?

 

[Taopony]

How about Bluescreenfly?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Nice

 

[Taopony]

 

[Steven Raccoon]

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Winnie?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Who gives a shit about some loser ponies? The big stallion right here already won yesterday while y'all were all yaga over some cartoon ponies. If you want a sexy cartoon, look no further than my avatar.

 

[Daneζ]

Win

 

[LeoHusky01]

Carry on my wayward son ?

There will be peace when you are done
Or
Sweet sweet home Alabama

???

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Lay your weary head to rest

 

[FloofyNewfie]

What’s a condom?

It's sort of like a long balloon.? They're also good for water balloon fights!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

especially if not full of water lol

 

[FloofyNewfie]

- YouTube

W YouTube możesz cieszyć się filmami i muzyką, które lubisz, przesyłać oryginalne treści i udostępniać je swoim bliskim, znajomym i całemu światu.

youtube.com

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I tried blowing up a condom once. It was before I had ever used one and didn't know there was lubricant on it. Fun day

 

[FloofyNewfie]

I have only 1 single condom that I got from some health clinic years ago. I was hoping to one day use it... but you don't need one with female dogs. ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Well, maybe make 1 balloon animal at a party? A huge, weird looking snake

 

[Ladyprincess]

Oh mama I’m in fear for my life from the long arm of the law

Lawman has put an end to my running, and I'm so far from my home.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

oh mama i can hear you crying you're scared and all alone

 

[Ladyprincess]

Hangman is comin down from the gallows and I don't have very long....

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

THE JIG IS UP

 

[Ladyprincess]

Yes news is out

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

they finally found me

 

[Ladyprincess]

The Renengade

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

who had it made

 

[Ladyprincess]

Retrieved for a bounty

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Nevermore to go astray