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[son1911]

Dito!?

 

[Daneζ]

English class did me good!

 

[son1911]

I learnt English online?

- YouTube

W YouTube możesz cieszyć się filmami i muzyką, które lubisz, przesyłać oryginalne treści i udostępniać je swoim bliskim, znajomym i całemu światu.

m.youtube.com

 

[Daneζ]

Wait, you speak English?? That’s so cool! I wanna learn

 

[son1911]

I could teach you? But I don't think the educational material would be allowed here?

 

[Daneζ]

This site is very educational!

 

[son1911]

Yes, but not for learners of English.

 

[Daneζ]

What’s English?

 

[son1911]

It's a dead language. No one has spoken it for centuries. Just like French.

 

[Daneζ]

Oui oui

 

[son1911]

What's that?

 

[Daneζ]

What’s what ?

 

[son1911]

That what!

 

[Daneζ]

Who’s what?

 

[son1911]

Your what!

 

[Daneζ]

What’s mine?

 

[son1911]

... is yours, what's yours is mine?^o^

 

[Daneζ]

Huh?

 

[son1911]

Pizza party?

- YouTube

W YouTube możesz cieszyć się filmami i muzyką, które lubisz, przesyłać oryginalne treści i udostępniać je swoim bliskim, znajomym i całemu światu.

m.youtube.com

 

[Daneζ]

Great movie

 

[Cajlatsa]

So loose and free he went for a pee in a nearby bucket.

 

[son1911]

The world is his bathroom

 

[Daneζ]

if you pee outside

 

[son1911]

Don't pee against the wind

 

[Ladyprincess]

And don't eat yellow snow

 

[son1911]

And don't pee on the monkey

- YouTube

W YouTube możesz cieszyć się filmami i muzyką, które lubisz, przesyłać oryginalne treści i udostępniać je swoim bliskim, znajomym i całemu światu.

m.youtube.com

 

[Daneζ]

Son, don’t let the women know that sometimes when we pee it comes out as two streams ??

 

[son1911]

And that's why there's always pee on the bathroom floor ?

 

[Daneζ]

And that's why there's always pee on the bathroom floor ?

Exactly! You just have to choose which stream you want to make it in, and wait till they become one ? the rest goes on the floor. All houses really should have urinals!

 

[son1911]

No! I don't want to pee with other guys?