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[Daneζ]

Son, don’t let the women know that sometimes when we pee it comes out as two streams ??

 

[son1911]

And that's why there's always pee on the bathroom floor ?

 

[Daneζ]

And that's why there's always pee on the bathroom floor ?

Exactly! You just have to choose which stream you want to make it in, and wait till they become one ? the rest goes on the floor. All houses really should have urinals!

 

[son1911]

No! I don't want to pee with other guys?

 

[Daneζ]

What??? Who said anything about peeing with other guys. I meant your own personal urinal. You wouldn’t like that?

 

[son1911]

Not really, you can't sit on a urinal... I think?

 

[Daneζ]

People shit in the urinals at my school all the time! But I also never sit to pee unless I’m taking a shit ?

 

[son1911]

Yuck!? I like to read or do crosswords when I visit the loo, it's difficult to do that standing

 

[Daneζ]

There’s not enough time to do a cross word when you’re taking a piss ?

 

[Bloodwolf]

 

[son1911]

There’s not enough time to do a cross word when you’re taking a piss ?

I'm old! It takes me a while to squeeze out the last drops.?

 

[Daneζ]

Ohhhhhhh, makes sense ?

 

[Daneζ]

Wtf ?

 

[son1911]

Hahaha happy Dane makes me happy?

 

[Bloodwolf]

 

[son1911]

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Haha yeah!? That's more meat than I have?

 

[Daneζ]

Shmeat

 

[son1911]

Yeah?

 

[Daneζ]

Yeey

 

[son1911]

?

 

[Daneζ]

?

 

[son1911]

?

 

[Daneζ]

Yes

 

[son1911]

Man

 

[Daneζ]

Jim Carrey

 

[son1911]

God

 

[Daneζ]

Donut

 

[Ladyprincess]

Maple bar

 

[son1911]

Drunk Canadians

 

[Daneζ]

Woot