Last to post wins

[Daneζ]

Son, don’t let the women know that sometimes when we pee it comes out as two streams

 

[son1911]

And that's why there's always pee on the bathroom floor

 

[Daneζ]

And that's why there's always pee on the bathroom floor

Exactly! You just have to choose which stream you want to make it in, and wait till they become one the rest goes on the floor. All houses really should have urinals!

 

[son1911]

No! I don't want to pee with other guys

 

[Daneζ]

What??? Who said anything about peeing with other guys. I meant your own personal urinal. You wouldn’t like that?

 

[son1911]

Not really, you can't sit on a urinal... I think

 

[Daneζ]

People shit in the urinals at my school all the time! But I also never sit to pee unless I’m taking a shit

 

[son1911]

Yuck! I like to read or do crosswords when I visit the loo, it's difficult to do that standing

 

[Daneζ]

There’s not enough time to do a cross word when you’re taking a piss

 

[Bloodwolf]

 

[son1911]

There’s not enough time to do a cross word when you’re taking a piss

I'm old! It takes me a while to squeeze out the last drops.

 

[Daneζ]

Ohhhhhhh, makes sense

 

[Daneζ]

Wtf

 

[son1911]

Hahaha happy Dane makes me happy

 

[Bloodwolf]

 

[son1911]

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Haha yeah! That's more meat than I have

 

[Daneζ]

Shmeat

 

[son1911]

Yeah

 

[Daneζ]

Yeey

 

[son1911]

 

[Daneζ]

 

[son1911]

 

[Daneζ]

Yes

 

[son1911]

Man

 

[Daneζ]

Jim Carrey

 

[son1911]

God

 

[Daneζ]

Donut

 

[Ladyprincess]

Maple bar

 

[son1911]

Drunk Canadians

 

[Daneζ]

Woot