Last to post wins

[son1911]

Tic toc

 

[Daneζ]

Hickory dickory doc

 

[son1911]

The mouse went up the clock

 

[Daneζ]

The clock struck one

 

[son1911]

The mouse went down

 

[Daneζ]

Hickory dickory doc

 

[son1911]

Hickory dickory doc

 

[Daneζ]

There once was a man from Nantucket

 

[son1911]

Whose dick was long he could suck it

 

[Ladyprincess]

And pants to tight he couldn't tuck it

 

[son1911]

Is this how this limerick goes?

 

[Ladyprincess]

Lol I guess I was just following along

 

[son1911]

Now I don't know how to continue

 

[Ladyprincess]

Go back to last line and go from there

 

[pageek]

What's my prize?

 

[son1911]

Go back to last line and go from there

I don't play like that

What's my prize?

Prizes are for winners

 

[pageek]

I know. I'm winning.

 

[son1911]

Doesn't look like that

 

[Ladyprincess]

I know

 

[son1911]

 

[Ladyprincess]

I don't play like that


Prizes are for winners

And just how do you play

 

[son1911]

I go with the flow and hope for the best.

How do you play?

 

[pageek]

You just follow the rules and keep a positive attitude. Winners don't complain or drag others down with them... because they're winners.

 

[son1911]

I'm a winner

 

[Ladyprincess]

Ladies first

 

[pageek]

Ladies first

Fine, I'll let you win. Ladies always come first in my book anyway

 

[son1911]

Not in mine. I have to think of myself first or no one else will.

 

[pageek]

Booooo. You know ladies should come first because you'll always come second. Accepting that just allows everyone to have a better time.

 

[son1911]

Then I want to be a lady.

 

[pageek]

Then I want to be a lady.

Well, you can make that happen!