I Have...something you did because you were Horny

[fuckit19]

gave into a friends husband

Let’s hear the story

 

[Peng789]

Rubbed myself with my brothers xbox remote when he was out at class and finished in his bed... Found his ... boy towel as well.

 

[TastyBunny]

I have ...used far too many household objects as boyfriends ?

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME!! ??

 

[beastyboy888]

Put questionable women in my mouth. Lol

 

[19cowboy62]

Anyone who's been in the US military can relate. Spent my time having to run the floor buffer enjoying the feel of the handlebar pulsing against my junk. I thought the handles being non-adjustable and set so low was stupid until running the buffer for a few minutes was getting a reaction from my penis.

Then it was a question of hiding my boner while doing an hours long job of polishing the barracks floor and hoping I wasn't going to make a mess when I came. I wonder if women going through Basic Training enjoyed their floor buffing duty in a similar way?

Omg roflmfao, thank you the buffer can do it lol. Haven't thought of that in over 40 years. Can't mess the uniform. But crap that feels good 2 thumbs up

 

[19cowboy62]

All of you make me feel better BTW. Just glad I've never had to go to the er for a boo boo. If it feels good do it lol. Yes I'm old lol was a 70s thing

 

[youlookgouda]

Used household objects to sound.

 

[Nikoknotlover]

i uhm...as a teenager used my mothers dildos ?

 

[youlookgouda]

i uhm...as a teenager used my mothers dildos ?

Did you clean them for your poor mother? She slaves around the house enough without your mess on them

 

[Nikoknotlover]

Did you clean them for your poor mother? She slaves around the house enough without your mess on them

i did i did haha didnt want her finding out ? ?

 

[youlookgouda]

i did i did haha didnt want her finding out ? ?

What a thoughtful, sneaky daughter.

 

[fuckit19]

I have had sex with a random guy in the back of my car in a parking lot at 6:30am because I woke up horny and he just happened to DM at the same time. I wore a skirt and no panties. He came inside me and I went to work and I held his cum in me as long as I could.

This is fucking hot and awesome

 

[fuckit19]

Shampoo bottle ?

Wow that’s impressive

 

[fuckit19]

I have given a complete stranger a hand job whilst on my dinner break Sat on a park bench.

Lucky fucking stranger

 

[NikkiCD]

Self sucked and swallowed my cum. I'm kind of a cum slut. I always swallow it.

 

[ZephyrZoo]

I have stuck my man bits into a tub of ice-cream. And a butternut. And a bowl of spaghetti. And a tub of skin cream... And the vacuum.. And pool cleaner kreepy krauly thing... Not my proudest moments.

 

[Cookiecaretaker]

I have stuck my man bits into a tub of ice-cream. And a butternut. And a bowl of spaghetti. And a tub of skin cream... And the vacuum.. And pool cleaner kreepy krauly thing... Not my proudest moments.

here u should get that, its maybe a bit safer and easy to clean xD

The Original MudBuster - As seen on TV

The Dexas MudBuster quickly defeats dirty feet! It provides a quick and thorough cleaning of a dog’s muddy paws. Before they track it into your car or all over the house!

www.themudbuster.com

 

[fuckit19]

Self sucked and swallowed my cum. I'm kind of a cum slut. I always swallow it.

That’s fucking badass and would be fun to watch

 

[ZephyrZoo]

here u should get that, its maybe a bit safer and easy to clean xD

The Original MudBuster - As seen on TV

The Dexas MudBuster quickly defeats dirty feet! It provides a quick and thorough cleaning of a dog’s muddy paws. Before they track it into your car or all over the house!

www.themudbuster.com

Thanks but no thanks! I'd rather park it in my furry friend? These horror stories were from when I was in high school and just a horny teenager.

 

[fuckit19]

I have fucked my best friends dad. Used many objects as well lol

Sounds like more than once! Objects used is always fun!

 

[TheManhandlorian]

I have…. Stroked to this site in my office while employees were right outside. And have had sex in many, many areas of that same office ?

 

[don4851dc]

Fucked my ass with a brush handle and many other random objects til cumming

Yes, I have resorted to using brush handles, and other objects many times. Not as much fun as the real thing but when I'm horny I do whatever I need to to cum

 

[don4851dc]

get off to zoo porn

Done that several times, now want to have a dog get off in my throat

 

[MyRipeMouth]

Self sucked and swallowed my cum. I'm kind of a cum slut. I always swallow it.

You should always clean up

 

[don4851dc]

That’s fucking badass and would be fun to watch

I have tried many times to suck my cock, I think that would be a great feeling, but never been able to get my mouth around it

 

[NikkiCD]

I have tried many times to suck my cock, I think that would be a great feeling, but never been able to get my mouth around it

can't do it anymore.. need to get more limber. lol

 

[Fourpawslove]

Followed a trap form glory hole to a squat, sucked swallowed rinse repeat, asked her to rail me with her thick black clit, Bliss

 

[Koniowładny.]

I wore girly clothes and go to lgbt club and sucked some dicks and got fucked. It was fun

 

[pentupboy]

Fucked a melon ? in the kitchen in the middle of the day with the curtains open ?

 

[don4851dc]

I wore girly clothes and go to lgbt club and sucked some dicks and got fucked. It was fun

I bet it was a lot of great fun