WhiteboyKevin
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@bambi52461 Mile high next!! . I'm also a bit of an exhibitionist though. Also fucked right on the bar after hours at my workplace... no yeast infection
macgyvered that shit just to nutt, nice!!!Makeshift fleshlight, don’t remember what I used for it, just that I did
I'd have to travel by plane slightly more for that .. I'm surprisingly not an exhibitionist... I guess it's just more the thrill of potentially getting caught@bambi52461 Mile high next!! . I'm also a bit of an exhibitionist though. Also fucked right on the bar after hours at my workplace... no yeast infection
Now that would be interesting. Good for you. Be proud that you have a wife thatI have let my dog knot me while intimate with my wife
Damn girl, wish im close to you when you are hornyHad a random come over to eat me.
Tried to get a dog to fuck me
Shoved a cucumber in my cunt, a popsicle (frozen)
Video chatted with a dom who forced me to fuck myself with a thick dildo
Shoved a hairbrush handle and a bingo marker up my very tight ass
Let my brother hit it.
Fucked a friends boyfriend behind Walmart with truckers watching and the next day had a 3some with them both.
Spread daily for my dog to eat it both missionary and doggy.
Let’s hear the storygave into a friends husband
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME!!I have ...used far too many household objects as boyfriends
Omg roflmfao, thank you the buffer can do it lol. Haven't thought of that in over 40 years. Can't mess the uniform. But crap that feels good 2 thumbs upAnyone who's been in the US military can relate. Spent my time having to run the floor buffer enjoying the feel of the handlebar pulsing against my junk. I thought the handles being non-adjustable and set so low was stupid until running the buffer for a few minutes was getting a reaction from my penis.
Then it was a question of hiding my boner while doing an hours long job of polishing the barracks floor and hoping I wasn't going to make a mess when I came. I wonder if women going through Basic Training enjoyed their floor buffing duty in a similar way?
Did you clean them for your poor mother? She slaves around the house enough without your mess on themi uhm...as a teenager used my mothers dildos
i did i did haha didnt want her finding outDid you clean them for your poor mother? She slaves around the house enough without your mess on them
What a thoughtful, sneaky daughter.i did i did haha didnt want her finding out
This is fucking hot and awesomeI have had sex with a random guy in the back of my car in a parking lot at 6:30am because I woke up horny and he just happened to DM at the same time. I wore a skirt and no panties. He came inside me and I went to work and I held his cum in me as long as I could.
Wow that’s impressiveShampoo bottle
Lucky fucking strangerI have given a complete stranger a hand job whilst on my dinner break Sat on a park bench.
here u should get that, its maybe a bit safer and easy to clean xDI have stuck my man bits into a tub of ice-cream. And a butternut. And a bowl of spaghetti. And a tub of skin cream... And the vacuum.. And pool cleaner kreepy krauly thing... Not my proudest moments.
That’s fucking badass and would be fun to watchSelf sucked and swallowed my cum. I'm kind of a cum slut. I always swallow it.
Thanks but no thanks! I'd rather park it in my furry friend These horror stories were from when I was in high school and just a horny teenager.here u should get that, its maybe a bit safer and easy to clean xD
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