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You juuuuuust can't help yourself
(which is one of the things that make you awesome, Mr. WYSIWYG)
Dumb but funny shit guys msg me ?
- Thread starter littlemissj
- Start date
(which is one of the things that make you awesome, Mr. WYSIWYG)
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Oh, that is funny! "No, you may not jerk off to my picture. Permission denied."
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
You were (actually, Pillar was) supposed to read that in Rod Serling's voice, with The Twilight Zone theme running through your/his headYou juuuuuust can't help yourself
(which is one of the things that make you awesome, Mr. WYSIWYG)
"You have entered a dimension of time and space where you get no nookie - The sign ahead reads "The Friend Zone"
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But, but, but it's so fun to playyyyyyy.........
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tamlilcat
Guest
I can't help but wonder whether he will or won't LOL
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Funny! "Hey, you're a girl."
Answer: "Oh, what gave it away?"
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Ooooooorrrrrr...already had...
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
Or presently is... Or was, while he "one-handed" the message to you... <Ewww... too much... Squicked myself with that thought. BRAIN BLEACH!>
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
YUCK!
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tamlilcat
Guest
? Maybe he did. Other wise, he won't get to
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Excellent words. I could not have said it better.
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Oh, great. I am just now seeing this reply to me, and I am sorry. I sometimes don't get forum notifications like I should.
You're right. To make it worse, a lot of lesbian porn isn't acted by lesbians. It shows. They are sometimes not into it at all.
Renegadewa1
Citizen of Zooville
You mean there are fake lesbians out there too??
I don't know if I can go on living now!!...............
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
That I know of, only in porn. The ones in real life aren't fake...they are more lesbian-curious than anything else, and I'm happy to help them explore that. Done that more than a few times.You mean there are fake lesbians out there too??
I don't know if I can go on living now!!...............
LordBeastly
Tourist
I can admit I’ve messaged dumb stuff. Not to you, but I can be slightly awkward at times.
Renegadewa1
Citizen of Zooville
I'm quite sure that you are more than capable.
They could certainly do worse............
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
That is very sweet of you. Thank-you!I'm quite sure that you are more than capable.
They could certainly do worse............
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
True. Those are the guys with their brains caught in their zipper. LOTS of guys on the site are NOT like that.Well when the little head draws all the oxygen and blood from the big head what do you expect?........................
The really is no excuse for that type of behavior though.
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Ilovemarepussy118
Tourist
I’m sorry so many guys are assholes
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
It's okay. There are a few women who are assholes. Example: The one who appeared in a PM out of nowhere and said nothing but
"send pics."
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
Ilovemarepussy118
Tourist
I’ve messaged you a couple times
And always tried to be as polite as possible
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Alpha Cat
Guest
You should see what happens when a guy who fantasizes about lesbian porn actually meets lesbians in real life. It is always an awkward experience for them. LMAO.
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
Somebody has a problem with "up"-Chuck?