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Rapscallion One said:
OK, this site is about men and women and an assortment of animals. And it's about SEX. So what do you ladies expect?

I can understand that you get tired of all that one-sided attention, "oh those pathetic guys, they just want to fuck". But ask yourseves, what are they SUPPOSED to want on a SEX forum? The intricaties of Johann Sebastian Bach's music? Fucking may be "just" something like taking a dump or making a sandwitch, for a WOMAN. It's the right opposite for a guy. Getting pussy is HARD, even for us very good looking guys who are intelligent and charming.

We all have our crosses plaguing our lives. And your cross ladies, is worse that what Jesus had to endure, namely guys IRRITATING you. We do feel your pain.

Luckily, there is a solution, and here it comes:

Lessen the impression!

Stop whining and instead do something useful. Like for instance telling these pesky guys HOW to contact you INSTEAD.

And you guys, stop encouraging these whiny women by taking their side. You may think you inched yourself somewhat closer to her pussy, but I have bad news for you. You're NOT. In fact, she will see you as merely a beta. A potentially useful something that she can put in that long time storage, while she fucks the INTERESTING guys.

There, I said it.
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Buddy you're so far off the point. This may be sex related forum but it's not a free for all. How would you like it if some weird losers kept dming you things you didn't want.

No person on this forum should contact anyone else unless that person has given them permission to.

I do the same thing this girl does with all the posts i get from Reddit and Instagram. Simply because these desperate dudes have zero respect for the people they are messaging. And to most of the people here, zero respect given zero respect deserved.

Just be glad she didn't share your name with your thirsty dm.
 
Kristy said:
There's one more guy who thinks he can have sex with a real lesbian.
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Please forgive them. They have been indoctrinated by decades of lesbian porn that is nothing but male fantasy; most of them know absolutely nothing about real lesbians. lol
 
Rapscallion One said:
OK, this site is about men and women and an assortment of animals. And it's about SEX. So what do you ladies expect?

I can understand that you get tired of all that one-sided attention, "oh those pathetic guys, they just want to fuck". But ask yourseves, what are they SUPPOSED to want on a SEX forum? The intricaties of Johann Sebastian Bach's music? Fucking may be "just" something like taking a dump or making a sandwitch, for a WOMAN. It's the right opposite for a guy. Getting pussy is HARD, even for us very good looking guys who are intelligent and charming.

We all have our crosses plaguing our lives. And your cross ladies, is worse that what Jesus had to endure, namely guys IRRITATING you. We do feel your pain.

Luckily, there is a solution, and here it comes:

Lessen the impression!

Stop whining and instead do something useful. Like for instance telling these pesky guys HOW to contact you INSTEAD.

And you guys, stop encouraging these whiny women by taking their side. You may think you inched yourself somewhat closer to her pussy, but I have bad news for you. You're NOT. In fact, she will see you as merely a beta. A potentially useful something that she can put in that long time storage, while she fucks the INTERESTING guys.

There, I said it.
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you call yourself intelligent (i kinda doubt the "charming" part too considering what you just wrote), yet missed how far away from a sex forum this site is? :ROFLMAO:
what even makes you think anyone other than yourself is actually looking for a woman's pussy? on a "animal sex" oriented forum?

seriously, how can a person be this delusional? don't think with your i'm sure magnificent dick for a few minutes....
 
Rapscallion One said:
OK, this site is about men and women and an assortment of animals. And it's about SEX. So what do you ladies expect?

I can understand that you get tired of all that one-sided attention, "oh those pathetic guys, they just want to fuck". But ask yourseves, what are they SUPPOSED to want on a SEX forum? The intricaties of Johann Sebastian Bach's music? Fucking may be "just" something like taking a dump or making a sandwitch, for a WOMAN. It's the right opposite for a guy. Getting pussy is HARD, even for us very good looking guys who are intelligent and charming.

We all have our crosses plaguing our lives. And your cross ladies, is worse that what Jesus had to endure, namely guys IRRITATING you. We do feel your pain.

Luckily, there is a solution, and here it comes:

Lessen the impression!

Stop whining and instead do something useful. Like for instance telling these pesky guys HOW to contact you INSTEAD.

And you guys, stop encouraging these whiny women by taking their side. You may think you inched yourself somewhat closer to her pussy, but I have bad news for you. You're NOT. In fact, she will see you as merely a beta. A potentially useful something that she can put in that long time storage, while she fucks the INTERESTING guys.

There, I said it.
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I tried to beat around the bush a bit but you certainly aren’t afraid to say what’s on your mind. Good for you! You will be scorned I’m sure but GOOD FOR YOU!!
 
I wonder why soooo many men are sooooo happy when they are exclusively with a mare? Stress levels way down, love life at a totally new level, spring in their step that was never there before, and completely happy with the world. When she whinnies his eyes light up and he is truly happy. It odd how one species voice can make you feel warm and fuzzy and another can make your balls crawl up into your body. Very strange indeed.
 
Kristy said:
There's one more guy who thinks he can have sex with a real lesbian.
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Lol I'm a transwoman that has taken 2 lesbian virgins the results where the sex was good however they are just gonna stick with sucking dick yet they enjoyed my time with them that if they were to ever get a dick out he a trans
 
But as the post goes dude.. literally not to sound rude but your mostly gonna have some gay guy messaging you like mainly alot of men here some women however u get mostly pigs here lol
 
MishaCZ said:
"I offer the real deal in either dfw or vegas and also will be shooting k9 movies in vegas in near future, pay is good and a safe environment."

"u can be with me and the dog can be the little toy that we keep for our entertainment ;) but i like to pride myself on being a good partner so hopefully u would not feel too strong an attachment to the dog in my presence :LOL: "
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Yikes...those are pretty bad.
 
PandS said:
No person on this forum should contact anyone else unless that person has given them permission to.
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What you said here makes no sense whatsoever.

If person A wants to contact person B, A has to get the permission from B first. But in order for B to give his/her permission to A, he/she needs to somehow get in touch with A, which requires permission from A.

Try again.
 
Rapscallion One said:
OK, this site is about men and women and an assortment of animals. And it's about SEX. So what do you ladies expect?

I can understand that you get tired of all that one-sided attention, "oh those pathetic guys, they just want to fuck". But ask yourseves, what are they SUPPOSED to want on a SEX forum? The intricaties of Johann Sebastian Bach's music? Fucking may be "just" something like taking a dump or making a sandwitch, for a WOMAN. It's the right opposite for a guy. Getting pussy is HARD, even for us very good looking guys who are intelligent and charming.

We all have our crosses plaguing our lives. And your cross ladies, is worse that what Jesus had to endure, namely guys IRRITATING you. We do feel your pain.

Luckily, there is a solution, and here it comes:

Lessen the impression!

Stop whining and instead do something useful. Like for instance telling these pesky guys HOW to contact you INSTEAD.

And you guys, stop encouraging these whiny women by taking their side. You may think you inched yourself somewhat closer to her pussy, but I have bad news for you. You're NOT. In fact, she will see you as merely a beta. A potentially useful something that she can put in that long time storage, while she fucks the INTERESTING guys.

There, I said it.
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- No woman on this thread is whining. We are all laughing, even when sharing our own experience. Get it straight. We know how to handle a guy who sends such a PM. I certainly do. It's no problem for me.
- There are a lot of women on this thread with a LOT of brains, none of whom joined this site expecting to NOT be approached badly.
- A lot of gentlemen have taken my side in threads such as this one, and none of them thought he had any chance with me, and didn't care either.
- We should educate a few of these guys on how to contact a female? Guys who stopped maturing at age 12? I have done that quite a few times; a whole lot of times for a lesbian, but it's not my job. Sorry.
- You're declaring yourself very good looking, intelligent and charming? Do you understand how laughable it is to read someone saying that? You might want to keep that in mind.
- The only "cross" I have to bear in this life of mine is making sure I TRY to treat people well who can do nothing for me.
 
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mareseminator said:
I wonder why soooo many men are sooooo happy when they are exclusively with a mare? Stress levels way down, love life at a totally new level, spring in their step that was never there before, and completely happy with the world. When she whinnies his eyes light up and he is truly happy. It odd how one species voice can make you feel warm and fuzzy and another can make your balls crawl up into your body. Very strange indeed.
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I wouldn't know, I've never been with an actual mare at any point in my life. I've been with at least 3 women, and I already miss the intimateness of the close proximity that sex affords, but given my current financial (and not to mention social) situation(s), the long-coveted sex with a mare is something that's going to elude me for at least 4 more decades.

Until either a woman or a mare comes along within those 4 intervening decades, both stress, depression, and anxiety levels will be rather high. But hey, I'm used to it. What's 4 more decades anyways?
 
MareButtUddrrLovrr said:
I wouldn't know, I've never been with an actual mare at any point in my life. I've been with at least 3 women, and I already miss the intimateness of the close proximity that sex affords, but given my current financial (and not to mention social) situation(s), the long-coveted sex with a mare is something that's going to elude me for at least 4 more decades.

Until either a woman or a mare comes along within those 4 intervening decades, both stress, depression, and anxiety levels will be rather high. But hey, I'm used to it. What's 4 more decades anyways?
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Chin up, hang tough and hang in there. You're a good guy. I know that. There is someone for you. Got it?
 
This thread is comedy, poor desperate guys ?

(Oh wait, I am one, but I ain't an asshole nor am I deluded about who I am ?)
 
bleSK said:
But thanks for the laugh, Mr. good looking, intelligent and charming guy. :rolleyes:
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That's the spirit.
Gratefulness, positivity and appreciation of all that's beautiful in a person.
May your words be a beacon to others, so they too pick up the good attitude.
I like you.
 
Kristy said:
- You're declaring yourself very good looking, intelligent and charming?
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Just being honest.
It seems that you are doubtful of these qualifications? Why so? Why would I make up these things? I see no point in telling untruths to you people. I live in Europe, so no point in trying to collect false plus points among Americans. We will never meet anyway. Just a matter of geography.
 
Bloit said:
Yea you're sooooo missing the point of this thread.

What you call whining is us making fun of a bunch of idiots.
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well, you're missing he's playing the "i'm just trolling" card for a few posts now... i mean, his second reply in this very thread should've been a clue for me, too.
 
nekdoneco123 said:
i'm wondering what's the play after pinpointing a girl. just a random dick pic? "send nudes"?
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that's Doron. His activity is full of spamming gibberish google translated half sentences to profiles, all desperate and pathetic sounding.
 
dartel said:
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that's Doron. His activity is full of spamming gibberish google translated half sentences to profiles, all desperate and pathetic sounding.
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well, it obviously is pathetic, but a bit fascinating at the same time. like, what do these ppl even expect to happen next? you ask someone what their gender is, they happen to be the one you fancy and then what? cam sex happens?
Bigpaws_Bear said:
I know How I handle it.View attachment 159767
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that's very fine looking dick pick.
 
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