Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[dartel]

"There's no such thing as bad language. I don't believe that, it's ridiculous. They call it 'debasing the language'. No! We are adults. These are the words that WE use to express frustration, rage, anger. In order that we don't pick up a tire iron and beat the SHIT out of somebody."

 

[dartel]

"I prefer to stockpile my patience rather than spend it frivolously."

 

[dartel]

"Death is just nature's way of telling you 'hey, you're not alive anymore',."

 

[astol]

“Be Careful Who You Trust, Sergeant. People You Know Can Hurt You The Most.” - Ghost MW2

 

[ShanoirII]

The less braincells that go into making an argument, the more braincells that are required to debunk it.

 

[humananimal]

A fool can ask more than ten wise can answer.

 

[humananimal]

And a fool can answer more questions than ten wise can ask.

 

[dartel]

"Pub. Ah yes. A meeting place where people attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks."

 

[humananimal]

Not sure where I found it - An explanation of why alcohol feels to improve ones thoughts :

 

[HugDoggy]

Not sure where I found it - An explanation of why alcohol feels to improve ones thoughts :

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Ah yes, a prime example of the Watermelon + Banana = 4 approach to logic.

 

[dartel]

Not sure where I found it

You found it on the sitcom Cheers.

 

[LustyGSD]

"We're all gonna make it brahs" - Zyzz

 

[AngryGoose]

More dollars than common sense.... You're supposed to say it out loud so it sounds clever

 

[dartel]

"When it comes to idiots, our country is like whack-a-mole. You get rid of one and three more will pop up."

 

[ShanoirII]

"Aversion to an idea, simply because of its long association with crackpots, gives crackpots altogether too much influence."

 

[CetaceanLover23]

"Suppose, you swear on an upside down, backwards, Chinese, old, brail bible with half the pages missing? Would that count"

-George Carlin: It's Bad For Ya' (2008)

 

[humananimal]

"Suppose, you swear on an upside down, backwards, Chinese, old, brail bible with half the pages missing? Would that count"

-George Carlin: It's Bad For Ya' (2008)

But ‘swear’ can mean “make a solemn statement or promise …”, but also using offending language - so what’s the count then ? ?

 

[TheZipper]

“Give them bread and circuses and they will never revolt” - ancient Roman poet Juvenal

 

[dartel]

"I shall now start the paperwork to make you a god."

 

[ShanoirII]

But ‘swear’ can mean “make a solemn statement or promise …”, but also using offending language - so what’s the count then ? ?

In regards to swearing an oath:
"But above all things, my brethren, swear not, neither by heaven, neither by the earth, neither by any other oath: but let your yea be yea; and your nay, nay; lest ye fall into condemnation."
-James 5:12

In regards to foul language:
"But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned."
-Matthew 12:36-37

Very ironic how courts make people swear on the Bible when it say not to swear oaths.

 

[dartel]

Very ironic how courts make people swear on the Bible when it say not to swear oaths.

They don't. That's antiquated bullshit perpetuated by Hollywood. They don't even make you swear any oath to take the witness stand, at least not in court.

 

[Taopony]

Every truth has two sides; it is as well to look at both, before we commit ourselves to either.

- Aesop

 

[Puhp]

“It’s a dog eat dog world, and I’m wearing Milk-Bone underwear.” –Norm from Cheers

 

[JazzyPaws]

Oh what a relief, I thought we were all going to die....

HOW DO WE GET OFF THIS THING?

- Jett Reno

 

[dartel]

"Emotions? There aughta be a law against 'em."

 

[dartel]

"Some of us manage to acknowledge injustice without going on killing sprees."

 

[dartel]

"Why are you talking like a black man from 1991?"

 

[Puhp]

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.”

 

[dartel]

"I like my sex the way I play my basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible."

 

[ShanoirII]

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one." - Bill Gates