Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[dartel]

"Nobody needs men, they're crude and disgusting."

 

[humananimal]

"Nobody needs men, they're crude and disgusting."

Odysseus calls himself Nobody, it is Polyphemus, the Cyclop, who needs men to eat ?

 

[ShanoirII]

"Where there's smoke, they pinch back."

 

[EponasDevotee]

"We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have." - Frederick Koenig

 

[dartel]

"I am not a villain. I do not tie girls to buzz saws, and I do not throw banana peels in front of the old folks' home."

 

[dartel]

“Sometimes, my friend, survival takes precedence over everything. I hate it like hell—but sometimes, you just have to shoot the SOB and rationalize it all later.”

 

[dartel]

"Illogical to save life in an over populated world."

 

[dartel]

"I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I suddenly got a shooting pain in my head as soon as you started to speak."

 

[lilabit]

Sounds deep, but it's actually murder lol

"The best way to describe the ocean to a blind man is to push him in,"

 

[ShanoirII]

"Hydrate or diedrate."

-Frizk

 

[dartel]

"There's nothing more stimulating than watching stupid people argue."

 

[nitchanan]

"My time will come, someday"

 

[DogLover04]

“Nothing lasts forever”

 

[humananimal]

“infinity” ?

 

[ShanoirII]

Intuition does not constitute sound judgment.

 

[HugDoggy]

Intuition does not constitute sound judgment.

But following your gut can generally help you recognise which fork in the road might be better to take.

 

[dartel]

"We’ve only just met and I already despise you. Imagine how much greater my loathing will become when I have gotten to know you.”

 

[humananimal]

I drove the rapist down with my car, because I didn’t understand what he meant by screaming ‘no’

 

[humananimal]

Rape isn’t about making love.
If you hit someone with a shovel, you won’t call it gardening.

 

[nynjtransplant]

Give me your deep as the depths quotes

If you are looking for sympathy… go to the dictionary, you will find it somewhere between shit and syphlis…

 

[humananimal]

I saw a poster quoting Bill Gates :
“I choose a lazy man to a difficult job - he will find an easy way to do it “

 

[humananimal]

“I wonder what my parents did before the internet was invented ?
I asked my 14 siblings, but they didn’t know it either.”

 

[dartel]

"Oh jesus christ monkeys."
- my newesy curse of exasperation

 

[dartel]

"Assuming you don't want your tongue used for raw materials the next time I have to resole one of my boots, I suggest you stop moving it."

 

[MrsShemon]

"With coffee and tampons, you are prepared for everything"

 

[lucyninfomana00]

when you can't buy what you want, you just have to steal it.

 

[dartel]

"Knock knock

...

You're supposed to say 'who's there?'

Why would I give away my location? I would simply smash through the door and face my assailant."

 

[humananimal]

"Knock knock

...

You're supposed to say 'who's there?'

Why would I give away my location? I would simply smash through the door and face my assailant."

As Mick did in Crocodile Dundee 2 ?

 

[dartel]

"Wealth is nothing more than a prison."

 

[JazzyPaws]

"Your whisper from the dark has now become a plea, we cannot turn our backs."

-Picard