Deep quotes you heard or made up?
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HugDoggy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Do you except Visa, Mastercard or just pain. An eye for an eye just leaves everybody blind.
dartel
Prized Citizen of ZV
How about a head for an eye?
ShanoirII
Citizen of Zooville
was that a sexual innuendo?
dartel
Prized Citizen of ZV
No, that was a "cut the fucker's head off".
YIMBY
Tourist
Was that a sexual violence innuendo?
dartel
Prized Citizen of ZV
Just violence.
HugDoggy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Either way they are a head now, so you still end up loosing.
dartel
Prized Citizen of ZV
Nope, they're a meat sack lacking a head.
ShanoirII
Citizen of Zooville
remember to let the blood drain out through the neck, then cut off the fat from inside the stomach and burn it upon the altar, okay? thats kosher
ShanoirII
Citizen of Zooville
good time for a quote:
19And the angel thrust in his sickle into the earth, and gathered the vine of the earth, and cast it into the great winepress of the wrath of God. 20And the winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred furlongs.
~Revelations 14:19-20
19And the angel thrust in his sickle into the earth, and gathered the vine of the earth, and cast it into the great winepress of the wrath of God. 20And the winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred furlongs.
~Revelations 14:19-20
Hey, sounds like a good plan... I wonder if it'll ever catch on?
ShanoirII
Citizen of Zooville
Not with all these godless heatherns around, drinking the blood, eating the fat, and making their children pass through the fires to Molech.
It'll take a great revival the likes of which we've never seen.
dartel
Prized Citizen of ZV
No reviving! Leave them dead!
HugDoggy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I think it depends which denomination you belong to, there is a rule in mine that thou shalt not worship any dog except the one true dog and all other sacrifices will just be eaten with a salad for lunch.Hey, sounds like a good plan... I wonder if it'll ever catch on?
ShanoirII
Citizen of Zooville
Dead in their PAGANISM!
one dog, three personalities. Cerberus, the trinity
What? No fava beans?!?!?
ShanoirII
Citizen of Zooville
Pythagoras said beans were underdeveloped human fetuses, so eating them counted as cannibalism. He did an experiment and everything. So sadly, no fava beans.
HugDoggy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
As long as he has 3 sets of everything I shall bow down and worship in the hopes to drink from the fountain, of the liquid of life.
Awww, Clarice... You're such a spoilsport! I supposed that means no chianti, too?Pythagoras said beans were underdeveloped human fetuses, so eating them counted as cannibalism. He did an experiment and everything. So sadly, no fava beans.
ShanoirII
Citizen of Zooville
the shade of Carl Sagan, born sub Roosevelt, escorted me to Cerberus' lair. i have to say, not very impressive. he's on the third floor down, where there are a bunch of fat people, it sleets all the time, and it smells really bad.
ShanoirII
Citizen of Zooville
you can have some, as long as it's in Pythagoras' special cup.
He invented a cup, the Pythagorean Cup, that would automatically empty itself if you tried to fill it too full.
all things in moderation, you see? That old mathematician is just looking out for you, making sure you put the right shoe on before the left one, is all.
HugDoggy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
You should have tried his summer home then:
HugDoggy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Where you ask? Their be a treasure map to the side there with a circle marking where you'll find all the sea dogs who want to sale the deep blue on the ships of war.
ShanoirII
Citizen of Zooville
If I try to go there, I'll be thrust alive into Davy Jones' locker.
So I'd better bring my Pythagorean Cup, because Davy Jones' "Locker" is meant to be a wine cellar.
ShanoirII
Citizen of Zooville
"What will we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?"
"Way hay and up she rises, early in the morning."
"That's what we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning."
"Way hay and up she rises, early in the morning."
"Shave his belly with a rusty razor, early in the morning."
"Put him in a long boat 'til he's sober, early in the morning."
"Stick him in the scrubber with a hosepipe on him, early in the morning."
"Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter early in the morning."
"Put him in a long boat 'til he's sober, early in the morning."
"Stick him in the scrubber with a hosepipe on him, early in the morning."
"Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter early in the morning."
"That's what we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning."
YIMBY
Tourist
ShanoirII
Citizen of Zooville
Don't you read Danté, YIMBY?