Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[Ted Danson Machine]

"Keep The Change, Ya Filthy Animal"

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

"Stop looking at me, Swan"
changed my life

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

"Nothing renews your appreciation for the military like the threat of invasion by life sucking aliens."

Stargate!!

 

[TammCa]

Life is like a shit sandwich the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.

 

[dartel]

"No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow. What? Look, somebody's got to have some damn perspective around here! Boom. Sooner or later. BOOM!"

 

[dartel]

"This is the kind of conversation that can only end with a gunshot."

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

"You ain't leadin' but two things right now - Jack and Shit...and Jack left town"

 

[dartel]

"Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova. Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sofie Ivanoff. I am the right hand of vengeance. And the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth. I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you EVER going to see. God sent me."

 

[dartel]

"Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiot would fight a war on twelve fronts."

 

[dartel]

Stargate!!

Stargate!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

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Stargate!

Are you some kind of god??

 

[dartel]

Are you some kind of god??

Yes. Worship me.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Yes. Worship me.

You must have learned from Ghostbusters that when someone asks if you are a god you say yes

 

[dartel]

You must have learned from Ghostbusters that when someone asks if you are a god you say yes

I almost quoted that in reply, but meh.

 

[dartel]

"Who are you and what part of your anatomy do you want me to plant my foot in first?"

 

[dartel]

"Never trust a man with a mustache."

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

"Did you ever reach a point in your life when you say to yourself: 'This is the best I'm ever gonna look, the best I'm ever gonna feel, the best I'm ever gonna do,' and it ain't that great?"

 

[Zeekwitt]

"Its better to have enemies who would try and slap you in the face, than ones who would try and stab you in the back"

 

[dartel]

"Listen. I have only one objective. To wipe out all humanity on this Earth!"

 

[ItalianCouple]

"He's not a hard man to track..................he leaves dead men wherever he goes"

Captain Redlegs talking about Josey Wales

"I ain't yer pa!"

 

[dartel]

"There's no scientific consensus that life is important."

 

[Melony]

“If perchance you are baffled as to why some believe certain things with such fervor, do recall that for many their assessment of reality is anchored in instinct and emotion, rather than evidence and sound reason.”

 

[HugDoggy]

"How many times have I told you, everything must have a kill button?"

Glances at the wide open Maw in your avatar, I'm pretty sure you've got the kill button issue under control there.

 

[HugDoggy]

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Stargate!

What? No Atlantis aswell?

 

[HugDoggy]

"There's no scientific consensus that life is important."

Yes, but you can't live without it.

 

[dartel]

What? No Atlantis aswell?

Used to, it was stolen in a break in 5 years ago, never replaced it.

 

[dartel]

Yes, but you can't live without it.

"Life, don't talk to me about life."

 

[humananimal]

"Life, don't talk to me about life."

Marvin, the depressed robot in ‘The Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy’

 

[dartel]

"If there's anything more important than my ego around here, I want it caught and shot now."

 

[ShanoirII]

"To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like trying to administer medicine to the dead."

-thomas paine