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Deep quotes you heard or made up?

"Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." - Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
 
"I'm just like a Russian Nesting Doll of winter. Just open me up and there's more and more ice, coldness, and despair."
"And then a tiny baby one right in the middle."
"Yeah, who's furious. No body knows I'm here, and it's cold."
 
this was a deep thought turned joke but I like it
the best time to plant a mango tree is 15 years ago
the second best time is today

To get an mango you must have planted the seed 15 years ago
I did, I didn’t get a mango, I got a dumbass teen begging for money
 
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing
drink deep or taste not the Pierian spring
there, shallow draughts intoxicate the brain
and drinking largely sobers us again. - Tiny Tim
 
how to immediately win any argument:

1. bring up hitler, stalin, pol pot, mao tse tung, etc out of the blue and compare them to your opponent.
2. find some way to contort the discussion to make it a political issue (may require mental stretch warm-ups first, could pull a brain muscle)
3. cyberstalk your opponent's social medias and bring up random bad crap they did years ago
4. say the matter is an issue of personal opinion, even if the question is whether you exist
5. tell your opponent you could beat them up (or 360 noscope them off the roof, cite your fortnite k:d ratio, etc)
6. tell your opponent you are more successful than them (dad works for fbi/microsoft/nintendo, you banged their mum, etc)
7. if you find yourself beginning to lose, immediately subvert and claim your opponent is being mean and hating on you
8. (the grand-slam of arguing) simply state your opinion and leave before the opponent has time to respond
 
"Men are fickle, dogs never cheat."
"What happens in Vegas stays on YouTube."
"Swallow your tears and they will rot into poison."
"Assholes come in every stripe."
"Depression without 'die' is press on."
"If all you have is ten dollars, spend nine on what you need to live and one on what makes life worth living." (i.e flowers, candy, etc)
"If being hard on yourself worked, it would have done so by now."
"Never make big decisions on an empty stomach."
"Make something idiot proof and the world will make a dumber idiot."
 
"I am pain. I am loss. I am grief. I am implacable, unstoppable! I am passion made into fury, love twisted to hate! I am vendetta!"
 
You may think I'm happy
You may think I'm sad
You may think I'm crazy
You may think I'm mad
But hang on to your seat, and listen right here
'Cause I'm gonna tell you something that'll burn your ear
With a hip, hop, a hip-hop-hap
I'm giving you all
The Michael Rosen Rap

I was born on the Seventh of May
I remember very well that awful day
I was in my mother, curled up tight
But I have to say, it was as dark as night
Nothing to do, didn't want to breathe
I was so happy, didn't want to leave
Then I hear some people give a shout,
One push, Mrs. Rosen, and he'll be out
I'll tell you, that was a puzzle to me
So I shouted out, how'd you know I'm a He?
The doctor shouted, Good Lord, he can talk
So I popped out my head and said, Now watch me walk
I juked and jived around that room,
Balam-bam-boolah, balam-baditty-boo
With a hip, hop, a hip-hop-hap
I'm giving you all
The Michael Rosen Rap

When I was one, I swam the English Channel
When I was two, I ate a soapy flannel
When I was three, I started getting thinner
When I was four, I ate the dog's dinner
When I was five, I was in a band playing drums
When I was six, I ate a bag of plums
When I was seven, I robbed a bank with my sister
When I was eight, I became Prime Minister
When I was nine, I closed all the schools
When I was ten, they named me King of the Fools

So that's what I am
That's what I be
With an M
With an I
With a K
With an E
That's what I am
That's what I be
Mr. Mike
Mr. Michael
Mr. Rosen
Mr. Me
With a hip, hop, a hip-hop hap
I'm giving you all
The Michael Rosen Rap



-Michael Rosen
 
dartel said:
Seems a valid emotional response to having your specie wiped out by the Borg.
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Which is why it's best to give some context for a quote.

But really the assimilation has been going on for years, we just haven't started using our IP addresses as our designations yet. All hale Google our queen she who does all our thinking for us.
 
Independence is my happiness, and I view things as they are, without regard to place or person.
The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren,
My own mind is my church, and to do good is my religion.

-Thomas Paine, "Rights of Man", 1791
 
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