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MrsShemon said:
I already know that I won't become a billionaire, you don't have to rub it in my face.
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Pfffft! I highly double I'll ever become one either. Probably about as likely as get struck by lightening, getting attacked by a bear, and getting bitten by a shark in 1 day and surviving it.

I can run on 5 hours occasionally, but do it 2-3 days in a row and I'll either go into zombie mode, or I'll end up hard passing out in my rocking chair unintentionally.
 
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Well, I mostly knock them for 3 reasons. 1) Because my neck usually ends up slumped to one side or the other, which means I get to have the joy of having a neck ache all day once I wake up. 2) because my legs are in a awkward position (90 degree angle) for multiple hours I get to have the joy of having sore legs for the day. 3) it usually ends up being a very poor quality of sleep overall, especially if a pass out for like 3-4 hours before my body has had enough and wakes me up to often actually go to bed.
 
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