Count to ∞!

[MrsShemon]

138477?

This is very interesting, we need to hit 69 asap so this mystery can be resolved.

 

[YIMBY]

138478
I wonder what the special occasion is.

 

[MrsShemon]

138479

I hope that it is the upcoming 69. If it remains a mystery longer than that, people (me) will lose interest.

 

[YIMBY]

138480
Maybe it's the opener for 9600? We're not that far away.

 

[MrsShemon]

138481

Saving it to 139600? Backwards 69?

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138482

I bet I know the one he's talking about too lol, but I won't take it from the smut king. So I hope he gets the 69 lol.

 

[YIMBY]

138483
It was a typo. A very dad typo.

 

[MrsShemon]

138484

Spoiler: Closest I could find

Spoiler: Are you sure?

Spoiler: Reverse 69, aka the 96

 

[YIMBY]

138485
I always thought 96 was how you shared a bed with somebody you realy, really didn't want to share a bed with.

 

[MrsShemon]

138486

Good one! Butt to butt makes sword fights /sheathing swords impossible.

 

[YIMBY]

138487
Sheeting swords? ?

 

[MrsShemon]

138488

Should have used a dictionary for that. Will edit.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138489

Oof, the back gone...

 

[YIMBY]

138490
Makes sense now. Although I admit I think of a sheathe as a place that things come out of rather than a place that things go in.

Spoiler: Sheathed

 

[MrsShemon]

138491

Oof, the back gone...

By lifting her like that? I thought you were a strong lumberjack fellow.
Bending the back like that is not too difficult, atleast not before old age makes one less agile and nimble.

 

[YIMBY]

138492

By lifting her like that? I thought you were a strong lumberjack fellow.

? He's a lumberjack and he's okay...

 

[MypupandI69]

138492
I've been called lumberjack by a few lol

 

[MrsShemon]

138494

Finally a gentleman that can lift his princess if mutual mouth play is on schedule.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138495

Oh I am a lumberjack, I was talking about her back lol.

 

[MypupandI69]

69s in my name for a reason ?

128496

 

[MrsShemon]

138497

Oh I am a lumberjack, I was talking about her back lol.

She's fine. As a little spice in the bedroom, that ain't nothing if it is just for some advanced BJ's for a couple of minutes.
A long laster or "demands" for it to be until climax, then yes, back will start to hurt. But not for a moment of bragging about bending capabilities.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138498

I love 69's, the girls in my life don't bend the way for a 96 though lol.

 

[MrsShemon]

138499

But you could do a 99/66:
Be in front of her and above her, as she licks you bend forward, gently put the tail to the side and have a blast.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138500

Oh yeah, we do that all the time, did it earlier even. ?

 

[MrsShemon]

138501

Very good. Takes a proper gentleman to make sure that the girl enjoys it more than he does.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138502

I always make sure I please her before I worry about myself.

 

[MrsShemon]

138503

That is probably a huge reason why sex with someone you really like/love is so good. Both wanting the other to enjoy it more than they do themselves is destined to lead to some amazing activities, human on human anyway as our beloved animal companions have a tendency to be a little bit on the selfish side when it comes to sex.

 

[YIMBY]

138504
You're all romantics.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138505

Hate to admit it, but you're right. My girl is a little selfish, but that's ok. She treats me right, and I like being her foxy boy toy. Plus the snuggles? Out of this world!

 

[MrsShemon]

138506

They do make it up with snuggles after.
But jumping you to try and force you to the ground, success in that mission, some rather rough things involving the usage of a lot of muscles, just hanging over you or jumping down to just stand there until it is time to disengage and go clean up oneself does not really scream "unselfish lover".
Don't know if most males are like this or how females are.