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Citizen of Zooville
Did you mix it with a blue pill?Good thing I just had a Red Bull
Did you mix it with a blue pill?Good thing I just had a Red Bull
If I did, I’d be “up” for hoursDid you mix it with a blue pill?
Good!If I did, I’d be “up” for hours
Ok…I hate “ok”, such a lazy way to affirm a statement"I'm too tired"
I am a huge fan of the special men’s pill. I keep aDid you mix it with a blue pill?
Well it’s not like I really need it or anything (said in my best old fart voice)I am a huge fan of the special men’s pill. I keep a
Supply in my med cabinet….
If you can make the lollipop last longer, you make it so.I am a huge fan of the special men’s pill. I keep a
Supply in my med cabinet….
I’ll give you 3 inches so hardIf you can make the lollipop last longer, you make it so.
You know what I say to three inches?I’ll give you 3 inches so hard
WTF?You know what I say to three inches?
Anal….
Have 2can i have a cookie?
1 is enough :OHave 2
What three words bring terror to a man’s heart…”is it in”WTF?
Is this some kind of reverse psycology to make guys wish for small dicks instead of huge?
I'm so confused and I've had so much indoctrination going the other way............
THAT's where roll over on your belly is best used...........What three words bring terror to a man’s heart…”is it in”
In all fairness, you have to be very, very short and thin for a question like that to happen.What three words bring terror to a man’s heart…”is it in”
I was surprised by how accurate this test predicted results so close to how I've been described by previous partners, I have been told I am easy prey for dominant personalitys because my aura gives out signals, not sure about that, I've always thought it was because I had that innocent look about me lolI found that site a few years ago and took the test. I saved my results because I was surprised at how accurate it was. This is a list of the strongest characteristics I showed.
100% Degradee
99% Submissive
97% Slave
96% Primal (Prey)
95% Pet
90% Masochist
88% Exhibitionist
85% Experimentalist
83% Non-monogamist
Did you see they launch a meeting app? It's called BeeDee, and you can find it on Google Play. It's for BDSM, and there is no place for zoo... but you can find sub or master with it.For anyone who isn't sure which of the two you have exactly, I found a great site where you can find out exactly how much % you have in you.
bdsmtest.org
have Fun ?
Well playedIn all fairness, you have to be very, very short and thin for a question like that to happen.
That or the dead starfish is so loose below that doing her would be like slamming your first in a 5 gallon bucket filled with lukewarm water.
There's no point in wishing for something that's already true. ?You wish
Sad the wannabe ?There's no point in wishing for something that's already true. ?
HmmmmmSad the wannabe ?
(Nah, I'm sure you could completely control me if we were an us-thing)
Master, it was a hypothetical statement, and you know it.Hmmmmm
She knows Me so well