Its not all hopeless. My marriage went to crap but I do have a healthy relationship, a degree, 4 kids, couple houses. She dont care about the zoo thing just says dont do it in front of her. I only get in real trouble cause I have a panty fetish and she's a lesbian so while our house is pure testosterone, shes got 10-11 gal pals around. I have impulse control problems about stealing a woman's underwear, the only person who feels the same is the dog. Mind you, we sleep with 4-5 of them so I'm welcome to it but we had 2 of em over and when they got done in our hot tub their underwear was missing, she looked at me and the dog and I just know she knew which one of us was guilty.
I guess this is that average family life people are looking for. Ex walked out on our kids and they know gf as mom. Just kinda fell in to place. She told me to go find a zoo person to date on the side, but like where the fuck am I gonna do that ?. I havnt seen a girl knotted in person since I was a teenager