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Whats your 'weirdest' kink?

Marathons, get in stay hard for hours. Don't want to crash after cumming, won't cum.
Have enough, get satisfied, cumming not necessary
 
I had one that fucked with me for a little bit until I got my head around it. I was really turned on by cumming on a sleeping womans face. Obviously it was agreed on beforehand that that was ok, consent is king after all.

I couldn't figure out why I liked it so much though, its such a predatory and creepy thing! But then I realised it wasn't the sneaking up to avoid waking them or the cumming on their face while they were asleep that got me off, as much as it was their enthusiastic and genuine reaction when woken up by it!

That surprise awakening, still half asleep and realising whats happening and the happy smile that comes with understanding its all for them, and then love for cock taking over and and enjoying whats happening etc. Its that instinctual love for cum and cock that gets me off because its hard to teach and its a pretty genuine reaction from dead sleep too!

My other thing is variety. I find I appreciate what I already have more when I can try the grass on the other side if that makes sense? Like as much as you love some one, they cant change the colour of their skin/ethnicity, or their height, their sense of humour, their interests and hobbies etc. Hell, some stuff you can change like a profession or hair colour, etc, but for curiosity and satisfaction sake, its not worth it. And it doesn't mean I dont love that person, or love them any less either. Some stuff you shouldn't change too, like being pregnant just for a kink, particularly if you dont want kids!

As I like to put it, you could have the absolute best steak in the world every time you got hungry. Undeniably, you're eating the best steak in the world, and you love it, every other steak pales in comparison. But after a while, you lose that appreciation for just how good it is, its normal steak to you now. You still love steak, don't want to not have steak on the menu, but you start wanting to try something different to break that up and make you appreciate the steak for all that it is again! Something terrible will really make you appreciate the steak wont it? That's kind of how I feel in a relationship. Monogamous, but with wiggle room for both of us.

I also made a list of sexual things I wanted to do before I died. Like a bucket list. So I called it my FuckIt list. It got so extensive that I had to break it down into a spreadsheet with multiple sections on it, just to keep track of everything!
 
Mines pretty vanilla. Dog paws. Can't get enough of em. I love my groomer since he makes my dogs paws so perfect. I walk him with booties just to keep those beans nice, clean and soft. When we are in bed, ill often bury my nose in those warm paw pads and drift off to sleep
 
ZooDogLover320 said:
Mines pretty vanilla. Dog paws. Can't get enough of em. I love my groomer since he makes my dogs paws so perfect. I walk him with booties just to keep those beans nice, clean and soft. When we are in bed, ill often bury my nose in those warm paw pads and drift off to sleep
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I just commented about how I love sniffing dog butts but I love their paws too!
 
don't know if it count as a kink but i am mostly attracted to women (a bit to men also) but with animals 100 percent attracted to males (and 100 percent passive)
 
Don't think this is weird but I'd love to own a small private farm and about 8 male dogs and have a special breeding room where i could facilitate doggy ganbangs safely.

Now for the actual weird on, i would love to fuck a guy in the ass and somehow also get my balls inside too, once inside they would be almost stuck and feel like being knotted, unable to pull out until i cum and my cock shrinks 😉
 
When I was a forest firefighter we used to talk about cutting off the top of small barrel cactus that had been burned and fuck it. Needles were burned off right lol! They were very warm and mushy inside
 
Weirdest to onlookers? It's probably a tie between flesh hooks and free use with intox involved. most folks get at least a little wigged out by those two- but I enjoy it a lot with the right people!

Weirdest to myself? Murrsuiting and exhibitionism. I'm a longtime furry I just never expected to actually enjoy fucking in-suit! Now that I have a suit that's softer (and cuter) it's so much more fun! I also never expected to enjoy making porn or going to dungeons or anything but turns out- it's kind of fun being watched :3c
 
peebooparasite said:
Ear licking. Dunno why. But that shit does somethin' to me. Also probably not super weird but it's the first one I thought of.
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Oo-mox

Oo-mox was the act of massaging a Ferengi's ears (or "lobes"); there was no translation for the word. Because the Ferengi ear was a major erogenous zone, massaging the ears caused extreme pleasure and relaxation. (TNG: "Ménage à Troi") Oo-mox, though pleasurable, could also have dangers. It...
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pes said:
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Oo-mox

Oo-mox was the act of massaging a Ferengi's ears (or "lobes"); there was no translation for the word. Because the Ferengi ear was a major erogenous zone, massaging the ears caused extreme pleasure and relaxation. (TNG: "Ménage à Troi") Oo-mox, though pleasurable, could also have dangers. It...
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Quite literally LMAO
 
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rydersup said:
When I was a forest firefighter we used to talk about cutting off the top of small barrel cactus that had been burned and fuck it. Needles were burned off right lol! They were very warm and mushy inside
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Wildland firefighters be saying the funniest weirdest shit known to man, I should know lol
 
Weirdly enough I think I’m relatively vanilla outside of zoo. I guess if I had to pick one it’d be rimjobs.
 
cessno said:
Im curios as to what you all think is your most "out there" or "weird" kind/fascination/fetish.
Zoophilla asside obviously. I think mine is sounding and piss play. What about you? (This is a no judgment chat. If you bully someone, youll be reported.)
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Sounding was interesting but burned to pee for 3 days after. Wasn't worth it for me
 
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