what's the nastiest thing you have done?

[berotlc]

My wife did thing similar with Saran Wrap and shoved everything in the house as far as I can tell from early teen and long after her first marriage. She has toys now, last a machine thingy for her work trips I got her but it’s too awkward. I should get her a dog doldo and see if she likes it. Even if she recognizes it for what it supposed to look like

Masturbate, then make grilled cheese, then take a nap.

Win³.

 

[berotlc]

made a fleshlight out of a glass jar and garden slugs years ago when i was pent up

made a fleshlight out of a glass jar and garden slugs years ago when i was pent up

garden slugs, that’s, lol creative. Used to make my own out of things but never thought of that. Microwaved maybe lmao. Not joking to be mean, the image in my head is funny

 

[SophiaSwallows]

In any sexual situation (zoo, Not zoo, even alone) , what is the horniest, nastiest, or weirdest thing that you have done?

I, for starters, Drank my companion's pee. And i have given rimjobs to an old lover.

Would love to hear your thoughts.
W22

I've taken multiple horse cum loads up my ass and pussy, collected excess in bowl and drank the drainage. I have also swallowed a lot of doggy cum to. Mmm also cum farting horse semen is sooo hot and fun!

 

[wishboner]

This was something nasty that happened to me while in college.

I pledged a fraternity in the late '80s that had some of the worst hazing anyone had ever heard of. In the middle of the night, new pledges would be ripped from bed, stripped naked, blindfolded, and tied to the flagpole in front of the fraternity house for several hours. While tied up, you would periodically be forced to answer questions about the fraternity's history. For every question answered wrong, you spent another hour on the pole, alone, in the dark and cold, and they would dump nasty week old leftovers from the kitchen on you. When you are finally let go, you are still blindfolded and naked. You think you are in the clear, but they are waiting for you and start having the "little sisters" clean you up (especially your flag pole), and if you get a hard-on, they will drag your ass back out to the pole and continue the process. I was on the pole all night!

 

[mareclits]

In my case it was and still is Zoosex (nothing has dethroned it yet). The first time and the feeling that I did it and that I liked it, and I want more of it and more often, nothing will probably beat that.

 

[Coolbeanz78]

I've taken multiple horse cum loads up my ass and pussy, collected excess in bowl and drank the drainage. I have also swallowed a lot of doggy cum to. Mmm also cum farting horse semen is sooo hot and fun!

I would love some of that in my mouth