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what's the nastiest thing you have done?

Miss ZW said:
I’d say it’s a tie between two things.

I had wondered if dog piss would give me the same rush as dog cum on my face and in my mouth. So, I took my boy out for a walk one day and actually leashed him so I could lead him further back into the woods before he could stop to pee. Led him over to a bit of tall grass and I got in real close as he was sniffing. The second he lifted his leg I got it down and put my face under him. Managed to get a bunch on my face and in my mouth but also a bunch in my freaking eyes. Was not a huge fan of any of it.

The other thing was, I’d often see my dogs asshole twitching when I was sucking his dick behind him. So of course, horny brain and curiosity, I gave his asshole a lick. I didn’t mind the bitterness really and he was pretty clean. He wasn’t a fan though and he stepped forward so I stopped. I tried rimming/tossing a few other times that he was receptive and even would step back into me for.

Yeah I know. I’m disgusting. But hey, we all do some crazy things when horny. ?‍♀️
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You are not disgusting at all, you are horny
 
I'm pretty vanilla even though i am a zoo, i do oral, regular sex, fingers during foreplay, etc.

As for just dirty in general, during a road trip i pissed in a bottle while driving, and hit a bump and my drink, which was the same kind of bottle with tea in it bounced out of the cup holder onto the floor. Well some miles down the road i got thirsty and retrieved it, but i grabbed the wrong one, dear god out the window it flew and i was spitting and cussing out the window as well while i pulled over, and rinsed my mouth out with the proper bottle a few times. The wife has never laughed so damn hard in her entire life at my expense, and wouldn't kiss me again until i washed my mouth and bottom half of my face with Listerine..... :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
maturesub said:
A few years ago in my old office block, I could see the public toilets just across the road. And this one particular woman would always go into the gent's toilets, I saw her going in at least three times a day and always following older men in their. And me being a nosey cow, I waited until everyone had left the office. Then went over to see what she was doing in there. They were six cubicles and a long metal trough, but fortunately there wasn't a guy's pissing in it, otherwise I'd have said sorry I've come in the wrong toilet and left. Then I heard someone coughing as I think he heard my stiletto heels on the tiled floor. So I went in the next cubicle next to him, there were glory holes at each side of the toilet, luckily there was toilet paper so I wiped the seat, pulled down my panties and lifted my skirt and sat down. Then this guy said is that you Bev, no I said I'm Sally a friend of Bev's, oh okay did she tell you what I require, no I said only that you enjoy blowjobs. Yes but you only use your mouth no hands and use them to masturbate yourself, and get on your knees to do it whore. He was only around 6" but quite thick and circumcised. He was already hard when I took him in my mouth, which he straight away started fucking my mouth getting in as far as he could. He didn't last long before cumming down my throat. He told me to lick his dick clean before pulling his dick out of the hole. Same time next week then Sally as you were worth it, then pushed twenty pounds through the hole and left. I obviously took it, but I did feel like a cheap hooker. So I definitely got more than I bargained for.
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Sounds soo good and soo right
 
In my early 30s I had a FWB thing with a woman in her mid 40s. I went over and fucked her one night before going to the bar with my buddies. At the bar I saw her daughter, who didn't know I was fucking her mom. Well, after a few drinks we ended up in the back of my truck in the parking lot and she sucked my cock about two hours after I had fucked her mom with it.
 
maturesub said:
A few years ago in my old office block, I could see the public toilets just across the road. And this one particular woman would always go into the gent's toilets, I saw her going in at least three times a day and always following older men in their. And me being a nosey cow, I waited until everyone had left the office. Then went over to see what she was doing in there. They were six cubicles and a long metal trough, but fortunately there wasn't a guy's pissing in it, otherwise I'd have said sorry I've come in the wrong toilet and left. Then I heard someone coughing as I think he heard my stiletto heels on the tiled floor. So I went in the next cubicle next to him, there were glory holes at each side of the toilet, luckily there was toilet paper so I wiped the seat, pulled down my panties and lifted my skirt and sat down. Then this guy said is that you Bev, no I said I'm Sally a friend of Bev's, oh okay did she tell you what I require, no I said only that you enjoy blowjobs. Yes but you only use your mouth no hands and use them to masturbate yourself, and get on your knees to do it whore. He was only around 6" but quite thick and circumcised. He was already hard when I took him in my mouth, which he straight away started fucking my mouth getting in as far as he could. He didn't last long before cumming down my throat. He told me to lick his dick clean before pulling his dick out of the hole. Same time next week then Sally as you were worth it, then pushed twenty pounds through the hole and left. I obviously took it, but I did feel like a cheap hooker. So I definitely got more than I bargained for.
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Nice story Maturesub. Did it happen again?
 
Found an unaltered male dog roaming around, he was super friendly and I kept him for a few days trying to locate the owner. He smelled horrible from roaming but had the biggest balls! He loved when I played with them- They felt amazing and since he seemed to like it I didn’t stop, then I started playing with his sheath. It has some smegma at the tip- but I still put it in my mouth, it tasted strongly of pee and must. He shot some pre and his knot swelled but he never fully came. I’ll never forgot how raunchy he smelled as I was gently sucking on his sack!!
 
Hounddawg06 said:
Consenting?
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Yeah, though I kinda bit off more than I could chew (literally, I guess 😂).

Toilet play had always been a big fantasy of mine, I don't regret trying it but I haven't done scat since because the taste/texture mix was too overwhelming in practice (and the cleanup was hell, I had to throw out a couple towels 😂).

I do kinda think back to it fondly sometimes when I'm really horny though. I'm big on degradation, so the mental image of me lying on the floor gagging and struggling to swallow his shit while he's stuffing more of it into my mouth gets me off so hard 🙈
 
maturesub said:
A few years ago in my old office block, I could see the public toilets just across the road. And this one particular woman would always go into the gent's toilets, I saw her going in at least three times a day and always following older men in their. And me being a nosey cow, I waited until everyone had left the office. Then went over to see what she was doing in there. They were six cubicles and a long metal trough, but fortunately there wasn't a guy's pissing in it, otherwise I'd have said sorry I've come in the wrong toilet and left. Then I heard someone coughing as I think he heard my stiletto heels on the tiled floor. So I went in the next cubicle next to him, there were glory holes at each side of the toilet, luckily there was toilet paper so I wiped the seat, pulled down my panties and lifted my skirt and sat down. Then this guy said is that you Bev, no I said I'm Sally a friend of Bev's, oh okay did she tell you what I require, no I said only that you enjoy blowjobs. Yes but you only use your mouth no hands and use them to masturbate yourself, and get on your knees to do it whore. He was only around 6" but quite thick and circumcised. He was already hard when I took him in my mouth, which he straight away started fucking my mouth getting in as far as he could. He didn't last long before cumming down my throat. He told me to lick his dick clean before pulling his dick out of the hole. Same time next week then Sally as you were worth it, then pushed twenty pounds through the hole and left. I obviously took it, but I did feel like a cheap hooker. So I definitely got more than I bargained for.
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Did you go back the following week for another £20?
 
wolfgang22 said:
In any sexual situation (zoo, Not zoo, even alone) , what is the horniest, nastiest, or weirdest thing that you have done?

I, for starters, Drank my companion's pee. And i have given rimjobs to an old lover.

Would love to hear your thoughts.
W22
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Not too bad, mainly just semi public stuff lol
 
My wife did thing similar with Saran Wrap and shoved everything in the house as far as I can tell from early teen and long after her first marriage. She has toys now, last a machine thingy for her work trips I got her but it’s too awkward. I should get her a dog doldo and see if she likes it. Even if she recognizes it for what it supposed to look like
iwanttobeabottom said:
Masturbate, then make grilled cheese, then take a nap.

Win³.
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wolfgang22 said:
In any sexual situation (zoo, Not zoo, even alone) , what is the horniest, nastiest, or weirdest thing that you have done?

I, for starters, Drank my companion's pee. And i have given rimjobs to an old lover.

Would love to hear your thoughts.
W22
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I've taken multiple horse cum loads up my ass and pussy, collected excess in bowl and drank the drainage. I have also swallowed a lot of doggy cum to. Mmm also cum farting horse semen is sooo hot and fun!
 
This was something nasty that happened to me while in college.

I pledged a fraternity in the late '80s that had some of the worst hazing anyone had ever heard of. In the middle of the night, new pledges would be ripped from bed, stripped naked, blindfolded, and tied to the flagpole in front of the fraternity house for several hours. While tied up, you would periodically be forced to answer questions about the fraternity's history. For every question answered wrong, you spent another hour on the pole, alone, in the dark and cold, and they would dump nasty week old leftovers from the kitchen on you. When you are finally let go, you are still blindfolded and naked. You think you are in the clear, but they are waiting for you and start having the "little sisters" clean you up (especially your flag pole), and if you get a hard-on, they will drag your ass back out to the pole and continue the process. I was on the pole all night!
 
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