What type of animals do you think aren't given enough love in the sextoy market

Clifford The Big Red Dog.
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Kinda Makes ya wonder, don't it?
(chuckle)
Easily the best question of the day goes to @Bigpaws_Bear , just how big is Clifford The Big Red Dog's cock?
" Before long, he was over 25 feet (7.6 m) tall, forcing the Howard family to leave the city and move to the open spaces of Birdwell Island "

Clifford's a lab...so based on my lab (around 2ft at his tallest and a 7 inch cock), Clifford's cock is 87.5 inches or 7.3ft. Now that's a toy I'd like to see ?
 
Honestly we need more fucking machine love. What I mean by that is a programmable sex machines that can also mimic an animals thrusting speed and if a canine dildo is attached can mimic a tie. on top of that we need to have it be able to mimic an animals orgasm

I do not doubt that right at this moment someone is working with one of the Boston Dynamics robot dogs to program it to mount and hump. Then all is needed is to design and mount a canine penis attachment that will inflate to a knot for the tie function. What will be hard is to build a penis with sensors to "feel" when the penis has hit the spot when mounting to control thrust depth .

A fun feature might be to have the option for "No Knot" so RoboDog will keep humping away with canine speed and intensity instead of going through the knot and tie sequence. Some women really enjoy getting a good, high speed, doggy pounding (MrsK9Duke did) more than they enjoy knotting and RoboDog being able to do that until batteries run out would be a big selling point.

Our GSD might have managed a minute at full speed before knotting and stopping, and doing it doggy style I might be able to go full speed for a couple of minutes before running out of gas. But RoboDog with a partially inflated knot pounding for 15 minutes to a half hour (or even a full hour) could make any woman interested in canine sex turning into a quivering mass of orgasmed-out flesh.
 
and for all you Size Queens ( you know who you are )
Clifford The Big Red Dog.
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Kinda Makes ya wonder, don't it?
(chuckle)
I like this."branded dildos" like Balto cock or Jenna twat.

Also, just for a moment imagine standing under Clifford and his big red cock just bouncing up and down spraying a gallon of cum each spirt.... oh how the veins would bulge out, and the knot would be so warm. In order to tease the tip your have to essentially hug his whole cock head and accept the gallon sized load onto your face.

Simple fact is that dogs and horses are really the most "compatible" animals for us to mate with if we are being honest with ourselves. Big cats dont fuck. They just like, dip their spiny triangle dicks in until the spines latch on and then they cum. Hyenas dont fuck like dogs and their have no knots.
 
Honestly we need more fucking machine love. What I mean by that is a programmable sex machines that can also mimic an animals thrusting speed and if a canine dildo is attached can mimic a tie. on top of that we need to have it be able to mimic an animals orgasm
Yes totally that's what any sex toy needs a lifelike "breed mode" male or female.
 
I cannot believe...no one is capable to build a real equine's cock CLONE (pony, mini, donkey, zebra, horse..whatever...)...and I mean the fact about the grooming flare (inflated not with air but wit water because in reality is blood - a liquid matter not air matter) and the extensible lenght.
PLUS the attachment (like a vac-u-lock system) to a fucking machine.
:p
Yo id kill for a dog dildo with a vav u lock. That would be insane!
 
I want to say female animals. I have yet to see either a mare or bitch (f dog) toy. Only dildos.
You should try flurb they have mare pussies
 
You should try flurb they have mare pussies
These are all Anal Plugs!
Not masturbation toys
 
Recently I've noticed 99% of animal sex toys are either dog or horse dildos and the occasional reptile dildo. and when it comes to personal strokers the selection is even more limited with it mostly being a horse or a dog stroker with one design each.
Elephants! Need elephant penis replicas!
 
props to 'Sheb Wooly"
a One Eyed, One Horned, flying purple people eater.

or Maybe..
Fred Flintstones Dog, "Dino"
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or
George Jetson's Dog, 'Astro"
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more? OOokay..

Brain the dog from Inspector Gadget (Go Go Gadget Horndog)
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ANY of the "Road Rovers"
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and for all you Size Queens ( you know who you are )
Clifford The Big Red Dog.
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Kinda Makes ya wonder, don't it?
(chuckle)

Cowboys of Moo Mesa
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Thirty/Thirty From "Bravestar"
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So Many possibilities....
Well if we are going down that track there is these guys, and turtles have pretty big flares and we know these guys are fit and flexible, so... You just know April has tried them out. :gsd_wink: Master Splinter probably still got some moves too if your into some straight stick work. :gsd_grin: _earth_27_covers__turtle_power_by_roysovitch_ddtng42-fullview.jpg
 
I would love to see a full-body standing sex toy dog. That would be nice. That way if your girl isn't feeling it that night and you are trying to get your horn on then you have something fun to hump while watching some porn lol. She isn't a sex toy and is a lovely individual so having something like this is cool!
 
props to 'Sheb Wooly"
a One Eyed, One Horned, flying purple people eater.

or Maybe..
Fred Flintstones Dog, "Dino"
View attachment 106635
or
George Jetson's Dog, 'Astro"
View attachment 106636

more? OOokay..

Brain the dog from Inspector Gadget (Go Go Gadget Horndog)
View attachment 106637

ANY of the "Road Rovers"
View attachment 106638

and for all you Size Queens ( you know who you are )
Clifford The Big Red Dog.
View attachment 106639

Kinda Makes ya wonder, don't it?
(chuckle)

Cowboys of Moo Mesa
View attachment 106640

Thirty/Thirty From "Bravestar"
View attachment 106641
So Many possibilities....
A Clifford dildo would ne absolutely awesome. I wish more people made porn paradies of that show. They could make some super hot stuff using that big red dog.
 
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