I live with one of my girlfriends and we share it
What sort of zoo lifestyle would you want?
- Thread starter nudewolf
- Start date
Daedalus
Zooville Settler
I actually already have a lot of what y'all want here. I own that prized small homestead on a few acres in the country with a smattering of species. From cattle to an equine, to pigs and a pack of dogs, I've raised a little of it all. Financial independence is easy when you're a frugal minimalist with zero debt, and I busted my ass at 2-3 jobs throughout my 20s to put myself here. Now I only have to work a paid job <=6 months, because there's nothing to pay off. I live far, far below my means. I find new ways to wean myself off the system, paring down and getting things leaner each year, learning how to make do with less. This so that the rest of my labor goes not into working for the man, but for myself, back into the property as time spent building and fixing, making improvements, doing chores, raising new animals etc. I am an embodiment of what the dream looks like. Handy, know how to do just about anything myself, land-rich, cash-poor, semi-retired, and I made it here just shy of 40. I'm zooromantic-exclusive but bisexual, so for a few years I even had a human female fwb or three who, while not zoos themselves, knew that I am and were tolerant of it. Likewise I'm out and proud to all and sundry, no closet case here. Friends, family, past human lovers, a few employers, and one set of neighbors. Yep, all of them know I'm a zoo and its been fine. So here I stand. The self-made man who's feet are planted atop land I own outright, surrounded by animals, looking at his tree lines and fence lines, and things he's built or still building. I've reinvented myself, made it here by myself, had every kind of sex you could want along the way, and I owe nothing to anyone. As Faulkner had written, "I am beholden to no man." I must be living the dream.
... So what's missing? Well, same thing that always has been elusive for all of us: the kindred. The one who goes along with on the journey. Or failing that, just a second pair of competent hands. A live-in helper! Damn it, my kingdom for a second "me"! What I find myself needing now that I have all this, is someone of like mind and equal capability to share it. Someone who wants the same things, is going in the same direction, and knows how to do the work it takes to have them. I am the lonest of the lone wolves in the lone star state. I've built all of this as an army of one -- and my oversight will be that it is unsustainable 100% alone. If I want to see this place grow and thrive, reach its potential, I need another "me" out here. So I caution anyone on threads like this who're thinking of jumping ship into the little country homestead scenario: don't make my mistake and go it alone. You need a second human to shoulder the load (or you need to get in touch with me, har har). Being exclusive is all fine and good, but understand what it means in long-term implications. You still need human help if you want more than a dog or two. The animals cannot help, they are dependents for life. They make the work; they cannot help with it. It comes from you, and you damn well oughta like doing that work, because there is no end.
But there's a flipside on that coin, too: its not drudgery if you like it already. That same work becomes the reward in itself, much the same way as virtue is its own reward. Homesteading can be a beautiful life -- for the right person. You've got to actually enjoy the time spent being outdoors, not hiding inside from it. Being out there gittin' dirty, working with your hands, fixing, building, and raising animals. It feels good when you repair something that broke, or finish a build. This stuff can't be viewed as onerous toil; it must instead be your hobby, your leisure activity, your source of pride and joy. Think more of the guys in the Toxic Masculinity thread, and you'll be in the ballpark. To have that country life so many people are dreaming of, you need to be the renaissance man, the jack of all trades, the one who loves fixing, building, and time spent doing the chores at home. Your hobbies become the ranch's chores. Your 'leisure' activity lines up with the projects that need doing. Your pride and satisfaction is found in what you accomplish, fix, or raise. Because sitting inside playing video games or grazing on social media doesn't get shit done. Ditto, driving back to the city for days and nights on the town with friends, also doesn't get shit done. Folks never realize how much work and personal sacrifice it takes to get here. You give yourself over to that land and those animals.
So be the humble, simple man. Be the self-reliant country redneck. Git comfy livin' third-world in a first-world country, everything old and shitty and secondhand, buying used this and salvaged that, learning how to make it work again or learning how to make do another way, because your money goes into the property and its animals, not social life and having nice new shiny things. Learn the satisfaction that can only come from being able to proudly say "I fixed this, and I built that, and I raised her and him from cradle to grave." It takes being a homebody, a tradesman, and a workaholic in equal measure. And that's paradise -- for some of us. I'll close with the opening: its not drudgery if you like it already.
... So what's missing? Well, same thing that always has been elusive for all of us: the kindred. The one who goes along with on the journey. Or failing that, just a second pair of competent hands. A live-in helper! Damn it, my kingdom for a second "me"! What I find myself needing now that I have all this, is someone of like mind and equal capability to share it. Someone who wants the same things, is going in the same direction, and knows how to do the work it takes to have them. I am the lonest of the lone wolves in the lone star state. I've built all of this as an army of one -- and my oversight will be that it is unsustainable 100% alone. If I want to see this place grow and thrive, reach its potential, I need another "me" out here. So I caution anyone on threads like this who're thinking of jumping ship into the little country homestead scenario: don't make my mistake and go it alone. You need a second human to shoulder the load (or you need to get in touch with me, har har). Being exclusive is all fine and good, but understand what it means in long-term implications. You still need human help if you want more than a dog or two. The animals cannot help, they are dependents for life. They make the work; they cannot help with it. It comes from you, and you damn well oughta like doing that work, because there is no end.
But there's a flipside on that coin, too: its not drudgery if you like it already. That same work becomes the reward in itself, much the same way as virtue is its own reward. Homesteading can be a beautiful life -- for the right person. You've got to actually enjoy the time spent being outdoors, not hiding inside from it. Being out there gittin' dirty, working with your hands, fixing, building, and raising animals. It feels good when you repair something that broke, or finish a build. This stuff can't be viewed as onerous toil; it must instead be your hobby, your leisure activity, your source of pride and joy. Think more of the guys in the Toxic Masculinity thread, and you'll be in the ballpark. To have that country life so many people are dreaming of, you need to be the renaissance man, the jack of all trades, the one who loves fixing, building, and time spent doing the chores at home. Your hobbies become the ranch's chores. Your 'leisure' activity lines up with the projects that need doing. Your pride and satisfaction is found in what you accomplish, fix, or raise. Because sitting inside playing video games or grazing on social media doesn't get shit done. Ditto, driving back to the city for days and nights on the town with friends, also doesn't get shit done. Folks never realize how much work and personal sacrifice it takes to get here. You give yourself over to that land and those animals.
So be the humble, simple man. Be the self-reliant country redneck. Git comfy livin' third-world in a first-world country, everything old and shitty and secondhand, buying used this and salvaged that, learning how to make it work again or learning how to make do another way, because your money goes into the property and its animals, not social life and having nice new shiny things. Learn the satisfaction that can only come from being able to proudly say "I fixed this, and I built that, and I raised her and him from cradle to grave." It takes being a homebody, a tradesman, and a workaholic in equal measure. And that's paradise -- for some of us. I'll close with the opening: its not drudgery if you like it already.
Allyhorsegirl
Tourist
Ideally, a small but somewhat secluded property with at least one zoo female partner/housemate and a couple of male horses. With the possibility of having female (human) visitors occasionally.
comb
Tourist
dreams ?
Funn200-4all
Tourist
Marry a zoo girl. Get 3 male dogs. 2 for her and 1 for me and have 1 female dog for me as well. Everday would fuck or get fucked by eachother or the dogs.
HWW
Tourist
A dog well trained to mount, take me, and fill me with cum and loves to eat pussy would be important. I would definitely want a human male to watch me get off before I service him how he requests. All of my holes are open and I would enjoy having each filled frequently by both dog and human cock. It wouldn't be an exclusively zoo lifestyle, more like if we were both on the same mood. I would want someone who doesn't take themselves or life too seriously and does not demand all of my time.
I would love to have a human partner of any gender, but it doesn’t seem realistic to find a partner I would trust disclosing being a zoo too. Likely will have one or two intact male canine partners. I love cookie but I would not want to risk non-stop puppies.
chloexlove
Tourist
I guess an extension of my situation already.
I have my husband, and our GSD (would love 1 more though, I've always wanted a great dane)
But would love a girlfriend who likes to play with all of us.
My dream is to own a home on a large piece of land where it's secluded enough that I could be fucked any and everywhere. Hell, maybe even own a couple horses ?
I have my husband, and our GSD (would love 1 more though, I've always wanted a great dane)
But would love a girlfriend who likes to play with all of us.
My dream is to own a home on a large piece of land where it's secluded enough that I could be fucked any and everywhere. Hell, maybe even own a couple horses ?
beingmyself101
Tourist
Seems like we all have the interest of having a partner who accepts us, a place where we can be ourselves, multiple animal partners or just one and the freedom to orgasm anytime we please!
My perfect lifestyle?
Waw, I have a lot of ideas.
Maybe lots of love and pets to cuddle and kiss, if only I had a huge space! It would be the best gift of life.
Find several zoo friends to spend time with them? It would be fun too.
A bit mor in the fantasy, but
That my human partner succumbs to our male doggie, that we can have a few more at home... and that I don't have to hide anything from her anymore. That she let me have fun with horny girls, while she has fun with sir golden
Waw, I have a lot of ideas.
Maybe lots of love and pets to cuddle and kiss, if only I had a huge space! It would be the best gift of life.
Find several zoo friends to spend time with them? It would be fun too.
A bit mor in the fantasy, but
That my human partner succumbs to our male doggie, that we can have a few more at home... and that I don't have to hide anything from her anymore. That she let me have fun with horny girls, while she has fun with sir golden
tiffany456xx
Tourist
Would love to have a female GF (human) with a few of the larger breed dogs, great Dane, mastiff, ect. who's into sharing and making videos.
FtmKnotLover
Zooville Settler
I'd like to have a well paying remote job. I'd live out along the border of some national park. I'd like to have a few different male animals to breed me, a few horses, pigs, goats, and dogs. Ideally I'd like to have a zoo friendly partner, they don't have to participate but I would appreciate them helping the stallion get his dick me.
Another thing I wanted to add, ideally this place would be secluded and away from people, that way I can walk around naked and the animals can breed me whenever they want outside. Also less clean up when I'm leaking cum outdoors rather than inside.
Another thing I wanted to add, ideally this place would be secluded and away from people, that way I can walk around naked and the animals can breed me whenever they want outside. Also less clean up when I'm leaking cum outdoors rather than inside.
yesmanfromrome
Tourist
Same
Red_Neptune
Citizen of Zooville
Ideally just a sub who is into dogs. I'm fine if she is not into human sex. I just like the idea of training someone into it.
Helping them become a better bitch for her dog lover. There are many ideas and scenarios to play with too. We would just have fun with it.
Helping them become a better bitch for her dog lover. There are many ideas and scenarios to play with too. We would just have fun with it.
prone
Tourist
Yea having both intact male and female canine partners would difficult but I feel with the right human partner its doable if you manage the heat cycle lol
Twicethefun
Tourist
Small semi-rural acreage with trees and lots of privacy. Female partner in crime in LTR who craves cocks of all kind - dogs, ponies, men. If she were into hucow and pony play ?
Chris_Topher
Tourist
Ideally, I'd like to have a male partner who is into the same. But before, it was just me and my girl. She was obsessed with me (very loyal and protective, but not aggressive) and I, her (I'm a tactile, touchy person lol). We didn't couple often, but when we did, phew!
Ozguy49
Citizen of Zooville
Sounds like heaven to me??
sissyslaveemmy
Lurker
that is soooo cool
freeth1nk3r
Zooville Settler
my dream is to have a male human partner, and we have a male/female doggo companion that we share
?I have a Great Dane! ?
Twin cities dog lover
Tourist
I think I’d want a female partner who’s really into watching, and multiple dogs, two female, one male. We’d live out in the country where no one would bother us, and we would be able to fully enjoy ourselves.
well for me personally, I would say i would like to have a triad relationship with 2 bi women who both enjoy male dogs. I would like to have a nudist lifestyle as well. I would like my partners to enjoy watching/helping me with the male dogs and/or mares. under the right circumstances i would also like to have another bi male involved as well.
A free legal one, can dream can’t i