What Do You Get Annoyed By?

[saddlebum66]

Crowds cheering standup comics when they make disgusting statements and things that absolutely do not deserve cheering.

Sign o' the Times.

 

[Valkiria]

Him: "I'll be your boyfriend"
Me: "Oh?"
Him: "Yep"
Me: "Bit presumptuous?"
Him: "Why are you TRYING to make this difficult?"

Excuse me? Your profile is COMPLETELY blank. No picture, no age, no stats, no description, no nothing other than "male". I'm not a child. I'm not going to "be your boyfriend" to the first person that says they'll be my boyfriend. I have a type, and if you're not that type it ain't fucking happening. For all I know you're a 70 year old fat bald rat's-nest-faced trump humping gun toting fuckwad. I'm not making this difficult, you are by coming at me like a 10 year old "you want a boyfriend, I want a boyfriend, we're boyfriends!"

But he is askin' you at least. I have had a few cases where some fucktards claimed we were tied up without asking me.

 

[BruceD77]

all the rude fucking people at Wally that just block the whole fucking aisle with their carts and throw shade at you when you ask, "Excuse me (stupid fucker), can i get by you?"

 

[dartel]

The "necessity" to put "made with real [...]" on food products. Of course it is, because if it's not made with real then it's not made with it, and it shouldn't fucking be claiming it is.

 

[dartel]

So apparently I'm a "miserable crumudgeon" simply because I've never read a fan fiction and have no desire to.

 

[dartel]

The mess at work I have to put back in order after coming back from a week off.

 

[dartel]

A square is a quadradical with 4 EQUAL sides. Why are you calling a 5x7 a square!?

 

[Chiara2003]

5 x 7 is rectangle… yes?…?‍

 

[dartel]

5 x 7 is rectangle… yes?…?‍

All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares.

 

[TammCa]

I get annoyed by people asking me what annoys me

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

A square is a quadradical with 4 EQUAL sides. Why are you calling a 5x7 a square!?

Don't stop now bud, this is therapeutic for you
lol

OH, I get annoyed by people who push therapy on others in internet forums

 

[spinachisgross10]

anyone who thinks they know everything about some shit and try to tell people who have life experience or a passion for it how to do said shit. if you discuss it like you're new to it and want to learn then that's fine... but i didn't spend my entire life learning about, studying, being attacked by and being around dogs to be told that cesar milan/dog daddy/literally every training influencer has beneficial and positive training methods and i should train like him/them. (for anyone who thinks highly of milan look up the videos of him kicking dogs, forcing them when they are terrified, etc) well I'm sorry ma'am you're paying ME to train your aggressive dog... go do it yourself if you want an obedient and terrified slave.

 

[dartel]

Why do people constantly think I'll commit fraud for them? Today I had both a person who wanted me to edit their lease, and a person who wanted me to duplicate their concert tickets.

 

[dartel]

Dating sites/apps showing straight men to gay men. What the goddamn flying fuck!? Cock tease app!

 

[saddlebum66]

Puppies that spend all their time barking at noises from the puppies next door, who bark back, so the puppies are compelled to bark more....

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Yea, and why the hell do hot dogs come in packages of 10 but hot dog buns come in packages of 8?
I blame Big Gluten, their doughy hands are pulling the strings I just know it!

 

[Chiara2003]

The buns r easily to burn or over cook?‍… couple extra for to needs if burned ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

The buns r easily to burn or over cook?‍… couple extra for to needs if burned ?

who cooks hot dog buns except a poor farmer girl
lol
seriously, is that a thing in Italy, cooking the buns?

 

[Chiara2003]

who cooks hot dog buns except a poor farmer girl
lol
seriously, is that a thing in Italy, cooking the buns?

U nooo heating buns on outside flame??‍

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

U nooo heating buns on outside flame??‍

Maybe if I was camping.
Or was drunk and it slipped from my grasp into the flames

 

[Chiara2003]

Maybe if I was camping.
Or was drunk and it slipped from my grasp into the flames

I liking the hamburger bun etc … heated or ?…. ?Toasty

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I liking the hamburger bun etc … heated or ?…. ?Toasty

Toasted, yes I can understand that one

 

[Chiara2003]

Toasted, yes I can understand that one

Toasted yes?‍…. Easily burned tho ?

 

[saddlebum66]

Dating sites/apps showing straight men to gay men. What the goddamn flying fuck!? Cock tease app!

Click for dick....building better male-ing lists since 1998

 

[saddlebum66]

Yea, and why the hell do hot dogs come in packages of 10 but hot dog buns come in packages of 8?
I blame Big Gluten, their doughy hands are pulling the strings I just know it!

Try Nat'ans, da Coney ilin special since 1902 ... dey comes in 8 packs...and its de Dog eve'ybuddy ELSE wishes dey made. Sabretts is close, Hebrew National is close, but dem pups from the Dawghouse on Surf amyer is da real artickle....and dey is Two Tumbz up fum da Yella Kid, too...

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Try Nat'ans, da Coney ilin special since 1902 ... dey comes in 8 packs...and its de Dog eve'ybuddy ELSE wishes dey made. Sabretts is close, Hebrew National is close, but dem pups from the Dawghouse on Surf amyer is da real artickle....and dey is Two Tumbz up fum da Yella Kid, too...

Nathan's is wonderful, but have you tried Vienna Beef out of Chicago (they sell them everywhere honestly), but they are amazing.

 

[saddlebum66]

Nathan's is wonderful, but have you tried Vienna Beef out of Chicago (they sell them everywhere honestly), but they are amazing.

They sell em in cans too....Had 'em, they're okay....but dey never gonna catch the Salt air, and the roar of da crowds....do they come in eights?....Reeegardless....Nat'ans is da ting.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

They sell em in cans too....Had 'em, they're okay....but dey never gonna catch the Salt air, and the roar of da crowds....do they come in eights?....Reeegardless....Nat'ans is da ting.

You know I've never actually compared the two back to back, but I think my weekend is going to be busy now

LOL

 

[dartel]

Nathan's is wonderful, but have you tried Vienna Beef out of Chicago (they sell them everywhere honestly), but they are amazing.

 

[ColoradoZ]

I get annoyed by friends that are in to fitness that want me to join their team or group that of course you need to buy their product. Sweetie, I lived thru the Amway days and I can spot a MLM from a mile away. I’ll pass.