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What Do You Get Annoyed By?

If the self serve machine is giving an error, don't just leave it and move to the other. Tell me so I can come fix it!
 
People in the checkout line in front of you that feel obligated to get into a 15 minute conversation with the checker about some completely meaningless shit..
 
A dumb moron with primitive language and zero education tryin' to hit on me. I'm just like "fuck off, dude"!
 
Leaf blowers, When I’m trying to take a damn work call. It’s quiet for days, phone rings and there is some dude 3 ft from me with the throttle wide open blowing one damn leaf for HOURS. Then I have to shout in the phone like I’m calling in air support back in Fallujah. Awesome. Thanks.

I need a drink now.
 
dartel said:
Using a "football field" as a unit of measurement. "It's bigger than 5 football fields". Yeah, fuck you.
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That's not half as bad as Rhode Island.

I've never been to Rhode Island. I've never seen Rhode Island. I'm never going to fucking Rhode Island. I do not know how big Rhode Island is.
 
The EU's cookie law, and websites' method of "complying" with it. "We're required by law to announce that we use cookies, now press ok to use them." Yeah, how about a no option. I probably have more cookie popups element blocked than I do dick pic avatar photos on this site. Can't force me to agree to using your cookies if I block your script waiting for the ok.
 
The number of people who comment on how I can type their phone number without looking at the keyboard. It's just a fucking number pad, it's not hard. Guess what, I can type words without looking at it too.
 
dartel said:
Using a "football field" as a unit of measurement. "It's bigger than 5 football fields". Yeah, fuck you.
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Have they ever heard of metric or imperial system? A washing machine size, really? Fuck off.
 
Valkiria said:
Have they ever heard of metric or imperial system? A washing machine size, really? Fuck off.
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From the number of people that come into my work who can't grasp how big 6 feet by 2 feet is without seeing the size banner (that I'm not even supposed to have) on the wall...

*ring ring*
"How big can you print a poster?"
"3 feet"
"How big is that?"
"Ok, you seriously can just fuck off."
 
Oh yes, and then there's the retards who can't wrap their brain around the fact that, yes, that 6 foot wide by 3 foot tall banner can be turned sideways to be 6 feet tall and 3 feet wide. I have an 8'x3' size chart banner on my wall and 20 feet away there's a 3'x6' advertisement display banner. I can't tell you how many people have looked at the banner on the wall and argued "no, I want it tall like that over there". No fucking shit. Guess what the printer doesn't give a fuck if the artwork is "sideways".
 
dartel said:
From the number of people that come into my work who can't grasp how big 6 feet by 2 feet is without seeing the size banner (that I'm not even supposed to have) on the wall...

*ring ring*
"How big can you print a poster?"
"3 feet"
"How big is that?"
"Ok, you seriously can just fuck off."
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Good fucking god, yet another today. "Is that big?" To a 2 footby 3 foot. "I'm a visual person." So visualize a fucking ruler, or yard stick! How can you not know how fucking big a foot it!? I can’t help you. Go back to preschool! I'm not in your brain, and thank fuck for that, I don't know what random object I can use as a measurement to get you to figure out how big 3 feet is.
 
dartel said:
Oh yes, and then there's the retards who can't wrap their brain around the fact that, yes, that 6 foot wide by 3 foot tall banner can be turned sideways to be 6 feet tall and 3 feet wide. I have an 8'x3' size chart banner on my wall and 20 feet away there's a 3'x6' advertisement display banner. I can't tell you how many people have looked at the banner on the wall and argued "no, I want it tall like that over there". No fucking shit. Guess what the printer doesn't give a fuck if the artwork is "sideways".
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Seems that you're doomed to work with morons.
 
dartel said:
That pickled okra gives you the runs. It tastes so fucking good, why does it have to turn your colon into a slip and slide?
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Because the plant is full of mucilage....like Meta-MUCIL? There are at least half a dozen similar plants as far as the effect goes. A weed called plantain is even worse, but....if you cook it down the glop makes a fair sex lube....Okra probably would too
 
saddlebum66 said:
Because the plant is full of mucilage....like Meta-MUCIL? There are at least half a dozen similar plants as far as the effect goes. A weed called plantain is even worse, but....if you cook it down the glop makes a fair sex lube....Okra probably would too
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I know. Plus it's basically pure fiber.
 
"Shall" being used to make something sound oldtimey or "proper". It just sounds stupid and pedantic. No one actually talked like Shitspear's plays.
 
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