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What Do You Get Annoyed By?

dartel said:
Using a "football field" as a unit of measurement. "It's bigger than 5 football fields". Yeah, fuck you.
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Have they ever heard of metric or imperial system? A washing machine size, really? Fuck off.
 
Valkiria said:
Have they ever heard of metric or imperial system? A washing machine size, really? Fuck off.
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From the number of people that come into my work who can't grasp how big 6 feet by 2 feet is without seeing the size banner (that I'm not even supposed to have) on the wall...

*ring ring*
"How big can you print a poster?"
"3 feet"
"How big is that?"
"Ok, you seriously can just fuck off."
 
Oh yes, and then there's the retards who can't wrap their brain around the fact that, yes, that 6 foot wide by 3 foot tall banner can be turned sideways to be 6 feet tall and 3 feet wide. I have an 8'x3' size chart banner on my wall and 20 feet away there's a 3'x6' advertisement display banner. I can't tell you how many people have looked at the banner on the wall and argued "no, I want it tall like that over there". No fucking shit. Guess what the printer doesn't give a fuck if the artwork is "sideways".
 
dartel said:
From the number of people that come into my work who can't grasp how big 6 feet by 2 feet is without seeing the size banner (that I'm not even supposed to have) on the wall...

*ring ring*
"How big can you print a poster?"
"3 feet"
"How big is that?"
"Ok, you seriously can just fuck off."
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Good fucking god, yet another today. "Is that big?" To a 2 footby 3 foot. "I'm a visual person." So visualize a fucking ruler, or yard stick! How can you not know how fucking big a foot it!? I can’t help you. Go back to preschool! I'm not in your brain, and thank fuck for that, I don't know what random object I can use as a measurement to get you to figure out how big 3 feet is.
 
dartel said:
Oh yes, and then there's the retards who can't wrap their brain around the fact that, yes, that 6 foot wide by 3 foot tall banner can be turned sideways to be 6 feet tall and 3 feet wide. I have an 8'x3' size chart banner on my wall and 20 feet away there's a 3'x6' advertisement display banner. I can't tell you how many people have looked at the banner on the wall and argued "no, I want it tall like that over there". No fucking shit. Guess what the printer doesn't give a fuck if the artwork is "sideways".
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Seems that you're doomed to work with morons.
 
dartel said:
That pickled okra gives you the runs. It tastes so fucking good, why does it have to turn your colon into a slip and slide?
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Because the plant is full of mucilage....like Meta-MUCIL? There are at least half a dozen similar plants as far as the effect goes. A weed called plantain is even worse, but....if you cook it down the glop makes a fair sex lube....Okra probably would too
 
saddlebum66 said:
Because the plant is full of mucilage....like Meta-MUCIL? There are at least half a dozen similar plants as far as the effect goes. A weed called plantain is even worse, but....if you cook it down the glop makes a fair sex lube....Okra probably would too
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I know. Plus it's basically pure fiber.
 
"Shall" being used to make something sound oldtimey or "proper". It just sounds stupid and pedantic. No one actually talked like Shitspear's plays.
 
Couch professors, Google docents and YouTube academics, born and raised in Western Europe and the USA, who admire vladolph putler and have only seen Russia in a pictures, but explain how Russia has the right to attack Ukraine.
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Pity, random pity. For instance, if I post something in a thread that is me sharing a experience then I get dms saying “ohhh im soo sorry that happened.” When it was towards another person, it just irritates me. It shouldn’t be a conversation starter.

Or people who dm me BOMBARDING me with random ass questions about sex with my dog , when i’ve never even spoken a word to them before on this forum.
 
rosethedoglover2000 said:
.....Or people who dm me BOMBARDING me with random ass questions about sex with my dog , when i’ve never even spoken a word to them before on this forum.
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Every time, when someone messaging me on private with "Are you active?" , "Tell me about your experience" , "I am an owner, care to meet my dog?" etc. Seems that I wrote my profile info for the robots. (n)
 
rosethedoglover2000 said:
Pity, random pity. For instance, if I post something in a thread that is me sharing a experience then I get dms saying “ohhh im soo sorry that happened.” When it was towards another person, it just irritates me. It shouldn’t be a conversation starter.

Or people who dm me BOMBARDING me with random ass questions about sex with my dog , when i’ve never even spoken a word to them before on this forum.
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ohhh but miss Rose....they >whine<, >sniffle< are gonna DIE, if they cant see your glorious self....>snork< waiiillllll.....theyre gonna have dessicated
'nads fOR EVER if you bees that mean to them!
People who were never taught to converse can't figure out where there's a commonality so they try anything they think might get you talking...
 
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Valkiria said:
Every time, when someone messaging me on private with "Are you active?" , "Tell me about your experience" , "I am an owner, care to meet my dog?" etc. Seems that I wrote my profile info for the robots. (n)
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You expected them to READ that? lol....miz Valkiria....every word you wrote was preceded by TL:dnr in invisible ink made from.....well it wasnt lemon juice in their grubby little mitts....?I think we need a WALL OF SHAME for these nits.
 
Ya know....Id hate to think theyre using school or Library keyboards....some poor slavey has to CLEAN those things....
 
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