Top things not to say during sex

[CK4957 STD]

What's the worst possible things you could say in bed?

I´ll start....

Don’t ruin my makeup...

 

[ferritlove]

Oops!

 

[Ziggyziggypop]

Did I tell you my grandma died in this bed?

 

[Ziggyziggypop]

You’ll still vote for me right?

 

[Ziggyziggypop]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[ReinhardRausweich]

Anything!

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Will you marry me?

 

[Darkowl]

I got to take a crap

 

[StallionLovingCatgirl]

"Is it in yet?"

 

[CetaceanLover23]

What's your name again?

 

[mares4me]

I slept with a horse earlier today.

 

[Delmar]

Did you know the ceiling needs painted?

 

[mares4me]

My dick burns like a thousand suns with every thrust.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

No your wrong.....size DOES matter

 

[CetaceanLover23]

"Honey I'm pregnant."

 

[mares4me]

You smell like

 

[Stormkat70]

Wait, that's it, it's over already?

 

[IHO]

"OMG you feel so good Stacy... Susan! I meant Susan. Shit."

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

No I’m not a virgin you just didn’t give me enough time to take my knickers off

 

[Dm2192]

"Wanna grab the dog and make this a threesome?"

 

[Ziggyziggypop]

Do you take Visa?

 

[CetaceanLover23]

How does a pussy work again?

 

[Ziggyziggypop]

One lump or two?

 

[mares4me]

When you said dildo, I thought you meant a cactus.

 

[RobittusinGBR]

..... but my last girlfriend would do it that way

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Well can you at least fold it in two so I can feel it

 

[CetaceanLover23]

It's past my bed time, I think we should stop here.

 

[DLMEM202]

You're not very tight.....

 

[CetaceanLover23]

My dentist did better, just throwing that out before I cum.

 

[DLMEM202]

Your dog's not fussy.