Hugh Jasole
Citizen of Zooville
User UR20Z requested I be castrated and handed my balls, paraphrasing, but that was the gist
That girl at the gym
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To them you probably are. Tell them and see how it goes, or just continue lying to them and yourself.
With everything you’ve said and the life your apparently living, I sure wouldn’t be taking your advise.
cynofile
BANNED
Yes, and I'm only following her because she followed me first and it had fuck-all to do with moral compass. As for me going and fucking myself, I would if I could only get around to it.
Note to self - put lickalotopuss on xmas list.
He says that a lot. Like a lot! Don’t let that worry you
temporaryacc
Citizen of Zooville
Please report that. I will too. UR20Z has some good opinions and also some awful things to say. Quite the character.
You don’t deserve to be mutilated. You made one slightly creepy post. Not castration worthy.
please don’t let this taint your view of the community and feel free to keep getting posts. You’ll notice some of the members are very opinionated and like to speak their mind but we all still have fun.
temporaryacc
Citizen of Zooville
if you read the post you would’ve known I already confessed my sexual attraction to pigs and my porn tastes. I’m not gonna say I’m not a creep in the eyes of like 80% of the population. But my small group doesn’t give a shit.
Hugh Jasole
Citizen of Zooville
Seriously, I didn’t want fights, expected tough real answers, but not looking to forward some angry addenda, I‘ve already gotten sucked in myself.
Again, thanks to the ladies for HARD criticism, sorry for being a creep.
Again, thanks to the ladies for HARD criticism, sorry for being a creep.
Hugh Jasole
Citizen of Zooville
I picture the “Christmas List” being the Steve Buscemi character in Billy Madison?
I’m already programmed to duck at the sound of loud pops??
temporaryacc
Citizen of Zooville
It’s alright. Everyone makes mistakes. Maybe you’ll like the meet up section for finding people who are similar
I don’t have the time to go through every post of every person I talk to, and then there’s what I read, and what I believe. And I have had a hard time believing what you’ve said in a few of them, such as something about it being not healthy to feed dogs scraps. That all just depends on what the scraps are, and also, fat is not a bad thing for a dog if the dog is active and burning it off. Get better sources for your info, and know what you talking about before you say it.
Hugh Jasole
Citizen of Zooville
And fwiw, I got introduced to this late by a ”zoo” ex, so in my defense, the “creep” everyone is so quick to label was created by a woman.
Again, I knew I was getting into a subject I’d catch flack, just don’t want to be party to making the place a shit show and denigrating into what is basically how the world views ANYONE with an opposing opinion!
temporaryacc
Citizen of Zooville
Should’ve worded better. It’s not healthy to eat JUST scraps. A few here and there is absouletely fine (well unless you’re feeding a damn chocolate bar to them.)
And fat adds weight and pressure on the joints. And heart disease and so on. My dog had to lose weight because he started getting real chubby. He’s a normal weight now. And loves hiking and running!
Ownerstud
Zooville Settler
You might try to break the ice first before you go to that topic. Also is she "out of your league"?Okay I’m putting up my first thread, wish me luck ???
Anyway, at my gym there is a stunning young lady, works on her self all day, not very approachable, most certainly in her “own space”.
She does attract attention from all the “meat heads” and it’s quite often shut down quickly, only interaction with trainers and a very select few.
About 5’5” sun kissed skin, dark shiny hair, lip enhancements that compliment her pretty smile.
To try and make my long story short, I never considered “shooting my shot” BUT our trainers had us in the same room the other day and I was finally able to notice DISTINCT paw print tattoos on her hip bones trailing off toward her “lady bits”.
So, do I try and chat her up, or do I attempt a subtle hint that we may share a common interest?
Any advice is welcome and of course I know there will be flaming and plenty of bad opinions, but feel free to throw them all at me lol.
Thanks in advance!
Hugh Jasole
Citizen of Zooville
Bring brutally honest, I guess the best chat partner for me here is one of the many “Girls In Real Life” Girls?
I still say go say hi, just don’t be a creep, and try to look her in they eyes lol. Maybe don’t bring up the paw prints on the first date either haha.
temporaryacc
Citizen of Zooville
I don’t think striking up a convo is wrong. Just don’t talk about beast. There are plenty of peeps who like zoo! You’ll find them. Just don’t suggest strangers are beasties haha
There’s no such thing as out of your league, unless she’s just a bitch. Anyone with a bit of decency will be open to friendly conversation, and it’s quite the turn on to find someone that thinks and does what you do and like.
Hugh Jasole
Citizen of Zooville
Yeah I don’t know how the fuck anyone actually thought I was going to say “nice paw tats, does Rover knot you daily?“ I mean that’s only acceptable on the 3rd date, everyone knows that?
Ownerstud
Zooville Settler
Hugh Jasole
Citizen of Zooville
Literally CLOWNS do run up to her and throw bullshit lines, I do feel the frustration, so I’m gonna “keep it low key” LMAO and hope for another training session to hopefully strike a casual NON ZOO conversation.
I do think our trainers did it for a reason, but I may be wrong??
And to the men haters, if she’s not interested in guys I’ll let her know where to find all you “diamonds in the rough“ so you can creep out worse?
Yup, I’d play totally stupid with the paw tattoos. Oh do you have a dog? Me too! He’s awesome lol. Come to think about it, I use him to break the ice a lot, or he just runs up and jams his face into their crotch and breaks the ice for me…
Ownerstud
Zooville Settler
Literally CLOWNS do run up to her and throw bullshit lines, I do feel the frustration, so I’m gonna “keep it low key” LMAO and hope for another training session to hopefully strike a casual NON ZOO conversation.
I do think our trainers did it for a reason, but I may be wrong??
And to the men haters, if she’s not interested in guys I’ll let her know where to find all you “diamonds in the rough“ so you can creep out worse?
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FromRioDeJaneiroBrasil
Tourist
Many boring feminists channeling their frustration in the thread.. Sad women.. Worst type of human beings...
The guy came here to post being humble and describing the best way he could...
While the girl in the gym gets unwanted attention, you, SAD FEMINISTS, come here to maul the guy all for ATTENTION and NOTHING ELSE.
Sad feminists... Puppets of the establishment.
The guy came here to post being humble and describing the best way he could...
While the girl in the gym gets unwanted attention, you, SAD FEMINISTS, come here to maul the guy all for ATTENTION and NOTHING ELSE.
Sad feminists... Puppets of the establishment.
FromRioDeJaneiroBrasil
Tourist
Feminism and leftism made this to these sad feminists.
FromRioDeJaneiroBrasil
Tourist
I think "TEMPORARYACC" and some others simply need a fkn life.
I kinda took its advice and read its profile a bit. It needs a brain if anything to start with. That should help with life after
Dogdaddy69
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
LOL.......TOO many insular, self-bubble absorbed asshats with dick for communication skills around here. And highly hypoctical ones at that.
As was pointed out earlier, had it been a FEMALE posting the same question, the results would be 15 pages of GO GIRL, DO IT.
But since it's a guy, everyone is quick to jump to the conclusion he's gonna walk right up and ask her to suck his dog's cock right out of the gate.
There is not a thing in the world wrong with attempting to strike up some small talk. As anyone who HAS any kind of communication skill could tell you, if you weren't so wrapped up in your own heads to listen. The #1 thing EVERYONE here cries and complains about is not having someone to share your dirty little secret with, and yet, that's ALL that happens.....bitching and crying, because most of you don't have the courage to even attempt it, the brains to do it in a non retarded way, or the communication skills to even think about attempting it.
Most of the members here on zooville are really in dire need of some soul searching at the least. Some of you even have the potential to be decent, functional human beings with a bit of self-reflction.
I am sure some of you will flame away because of what I've said here, and that's fine, I couldn't care less. Flame away. You should worry less about simping and more about correcting foundational issues you have.
I'm not alone in this life, and rarely have been. And, the times I have been, are almost exclusively because I CHOSE to be. Can you say the same?
To the OP, go for it, in the manner you mentioned earlier. Small talk and common courtesy.
As was pointed out earlier, had it been a FEMALE posting the same question, the results would be 15 pages of GO GIRL, DO IT.
But since it's a guy, everyone is quick to jump to the conclusion he's gonna walk right up and ask her to suck his dog's cock right out of the gate.
There is not a thing in the world wrong with attempting to strike up some small talk. As anyone who HAS any kind of communication skill could tell you, if you weren't so wrapped up in your own heads to listen. The #1 thing EVERYONE here cries and complains about is not having someone to share your dirty little secret with, and yet, that's ALL that happens.....bitching and crying, because most of you don't have the courage to even attempt it, the brains to do it in a non retarded way, or the communication skills to even think about attempting it.
Most of the members here on zooville are really in dire need of some soul searching at the least. Some of you even have the potential to be decent, functional human beings with a bit of self-reflction.
I am sure some of you will flame away because of what I've said here, and that's fine, I couldn't care less. Flame away. You should worry less about simping and more about correcting foundational issues you have.
I'm not alone in this life, and rarely have been. And, the times I have been, are almost exclusively because I CHOSE to be. Can you say the same?
To the OP, go for it, in the manner you mentioned earlier. Small talk and common courtesy.
Ownerstud
Zooville Settler
We need to hear how this goes. Keep us informed,,, or be cursed, a hex will fall on u I say.
Hugh Jasole
Citizen of Zooville
Thanks for the feedback!
Hugh Jasole
Citizen of Zooville
I will repeat, I wasn’t looking to have a sexually charged conversation from the start. We did speak today (as respectable and reasonable humans can). I’ll put a follow up post and can hopefully put this to rest. Again, thanks for your feedback!
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